Jars Conspiracy

Post » Tue May 08, 2012 9:01 am

http://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/nklj2/you_know_those_runes_on_the_lids_of_the_bug_jars/c39z2gn

Not sure if it was discussed but this is the whole explanation. and... it really has blew my mind O:
It makes perfect sense! Why else would the Thalmor invade Skyrim! I wouldn't be surprised if they'll also try to get their hands (if they didn't already) on an Elder Scrolls, go to that point where Numidium was activated, and do something there to destroy it too so the world would end :S

What do you think?
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Kathryn Medows
 
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 6:17 am

Say what?
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michael flanigan
 
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 5:59 am

Well, the Altmer have always seen the creation of Mundus to be the gods greatest failure, and Shor/Lorkahn to be the ultimate deceiver. They are also most concerned with there loss of touch with the Divine.

But I think the Thalmor have a much pettier end. After Tiber Septim crushed them with the second god-construct, I believe their ultimate goal is to repay the Nords in kind.

Although it is entirely possible, the High Elves have always concerned themselves with the outer realms more than Mundus.

Fortunately for us, Azura would slam any would-be time travelers into Oblivion.

No, a more likely event is the Thalmor recreating Talos' golem and sending it to destroy all of Skyrim. Good thing we have Keening :P
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Brian Newman
 
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:19 pm

I wonder if they put those insect jars in game to mess with you guys.
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Bee Baby
 
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 7:43 pm

Somehow, it looks like FMA got mixed up with TES. [censored] alchemy.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 11:05 pm

Somehow, it looks like FMA got mixed up with TES. [censored] alchemy.

I believe you meant [NUMMIT]
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 7:12 am

A dusty courier approaches you "I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - Your hands only."

"Let's see here..." he says searching his person " A letter...not sure who from. He wouldn't say. Just that he was a friend of yours. Looks like that's it. Got to go."

The Letter Reads:

No, you fool, it's Calipers! The answer is calipers, it's always been calipers. Those supposed ritual fetishes - arranged about Rim of Sky with grave geomantical exactitude - they're just a sideshow, a parliament of bugs clicking their proboscides over fiscial statutes. They're not really much more than transient thoughticles of Vekh's erotic fancy bound up in simple requilaries warded with possistatic sigils. Ever the trickster, that one.

But oh yes, he is alive. Don't let him slip the netchiskin o'er your eyes! Even as I write, the Ash-and-Gold Fiend is alive and all-too-well, making a sport of flaunting the Breath-of-Kyne in his discoid Aetherbarque, thieving the good instruments so that he might plot a profane course for Sovngarde and plunder Dibella's lovely oyster-face!

Be wary in pouring out this truth, though, friend. For my good labor in exposing him, while I slept the Devil fished me out of my bed with a lariat of starlight. Then deep in the hold of his void-disk, while held paralyzed on a cold slab with clever witchsnares, he made vile inquiry of my netherrealms with an eldritch tool he named as 'Muatra'.

Watch The Skies,
- A Friend

I believe you meant [NUMMIT]

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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 2:29 am

This theory is...kind of dumb. We've known that was the Thalmor's plan sense the game dropped.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 6:53 am

That's their notion of conspiracy? Read Exegesis. He thought he was posessed by Thomas, his readers are Christ, and Zebra is going to flash and raise everyone from death. At some time in time.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 4:06 am

Oh [NUMMIT] did I start this back up with that one post? Hopefully this fades back to the page I found it on.
What? It was one page 10! I was trying to find "On Botheia's Summoning Day"!
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 10:03 pm

Lol. This theory doesn't sound any better no matter how many times i see it. Frickin reddit.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 8:31 am

Theory of the Thalmor disabling the towers DOES make sense ... Remember the Nu-Mantia Intercepts? Lord of Souls basically confirmed the towers. After all, the towers uphold creation and the Thalmor want to become gods (spirits technically, but tomayto tomahto) and the theory's part about the Snow Throat being the last tower makes sense, that much at least.
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