If Uwe Boll did a Fallout film... : Fallout Series Discussion

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:01 pm

How much effort is he really putting into anything when he's got 7 films in the works at the same time? Other directors handle, at most, 2 films at once. Ewe's working on 7 in the span of 2 years. If you've got 24 months, and 7 films, you're devoting 3.x months to each film.

It gets worse when you add in Director...

9 films in 2 years? C'mon. That's like 2 and a half months of time for each. That's less time than a single college semester, college students are putting more time into their student films than this guy is putting into "professional" ones!

So yeah, I'd say it's entirely his fault. He's trying to work under 1950's B-movie rules where you just push 'em out as quick as you can without worrying about quality.

He's the Ed Wood/Roger Corman of the 21st century

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:14 pm

He's the Ed Wood/Roger Corman of the 21st century

Ed Wood's work was so bad it was good ~Uwe's work is not that bad :rolleyes:

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:06 am

Ed Wood's work was so bad it was good ~Uwe's work is not that bad :rolleyes:

Actually, Uwe Boll's work is so bad it's horrible. That and Uwe Boll as I stated in earlier posts just milks films for the money, he doesn't seem to have a love or appriciation of the artform. Ed Wood may have known he svcked, may have thought he was just not appricated, but he did TRY to make a good film, he just kept failing miserably, at least when it comes to his work in the 50's and maybe up to the mid 60's.

Or to put it another way, if one can call a film director an artist (which I think one can), Ed Wood was an artist, just a very bad one. Uwe Boll is a complete hack who happened to choose film. If Uwe Boll could make the same money kicking puppies and gutting kittens, he'd do it. I do honestly believe Uwe Boll would sell his own mother as a prosttute for a dollar (or in Boll's case I suppose, a Euro). Okay, again I am being sarcastic when it comes to comments about puppies, kittens and Boll's mom, but IMO maybe not by THAT much.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:07 am

I want Uwe Boll to be savagely ravaged in the anus by a rabid pack of coyotes while the midget from Total Recall raqes him with a flaming cactus in a room filled with tear gas and the rotting corpse of a sumo wrestler who is past his prime and suffered some sort of colon devastation while the Vienna childrens choir sings the Chef Boyardee song over and over again and he is forced to play a brand new fallout game made by Chuck Ceuvas...................................................Unless he made a Fallout movie

Then I would wait in line 3 months before release for tickets!

Or maybe I would just kill myself

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:44 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=related

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:47 pm

He should be tortured with Sticky! That would teach him!