Favorite Fallout quote! : Fallout Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:49 am

Guido and Leone the two goons guarding Lorenzo's Friendly Lending Company in the Hub:

"Who cares about shock value? We ain't artists, we're professionals. Uh, Leone, someone's trying to talk to
us. Aren't we supposed to kill them if they do that?"

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:42 pm

I know it... I didn't find Lloyd until late 2007. :facepalm:
[unfortunately for me, when I

Spoiler

entered the buried room in Golgotha

the game crashed (with no recent save), and I still don't know what's down there.]

*Edit: please don't tell me either ~I'd rather find out on my own.

Duuuuude!

I admit Lloyd is very hard to find. When I started playing FO2 again last year I'd forgotten where he was xD And that svcks about Golgotha, but I'm more than a little jealous, the game is still seems quite untapped for you

Then again, I've never become captain of the guard in VC yet ^_^

» Sat May 28, 2011 12:07 am

Duuuuude!

I admit Lloyd is very hard to find. When I started playing FO2 again last year I'd forgotten where he was xD And that svcks about Golgotha, but I'm more than a little jealous, the game is still seems quite untapped for you

Then again, I've never become captain of the guard in VC yet ^_^

Me neither, can't stomach the requirements.

I used to save my game each time I left Lynnette's office, then return to give her a kick to the groin before reloading :biglaugh:

~(well... not every time I left the office :lol:

)

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:21 am

Talking to Miora brown about getting irradiated:

"I'm about as irradiated as i can get without burning a hole in the floor"

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:24 pm

Aww man.... Fallout 1 and 2 is so awesome..... Those dialogues.... I mean, they seem like infinte... so awesome... seen like a real live world... damn fallout 3.... whyyyy

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:54 am

When you provoke a Mr. Handy to firing on you, it occasionally cries out indignantly, "And who do you think gets to clean up all this blood?! Me! That's who!"

I died because I dropped the controller laughing the first time I got that. :lol:

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:10 am

When moving the cursor over a rock:

''You keep a close eye on these rocks in case they move to attack you.''

Hahahaha....

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:12 am

When you examine a guard in NCR, one of the potential text outputs is this:

"Yet another guard. You think somebody must breed them somewhere, since they all look alike."

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:57 pm

Had seen the Drill Sergeant clip before, but not the "dumb guy with water chip" one. Hilarious.
And then there's Harold, of course. And, as someone else mentioned, prank calling the Enclave.

I've found that in F3, robots say some of the funniest things. There's the Nuka Cola security Protectrons, of course; one of my favorites is in my sig. Also, the Scavenger with the malfunctioning Mr. Handy who you meet out in the wastes, with brilliant observations/error messages like: "House is gone. Please contact your local planning authority to construct a new residence."

Also, there's Moira, who can almost always be counted on to say something amusingly inappropriate. And my go-to guy for rare-item repairs, "the craziest of all possible Wolfgangs."