Well... there's always suicide.
haha, ya know this one time at work, this guy asked me if I liked life, and I said yeah and asked him the same question back. And he nodded his head with a look of sorrow. And I laughed in his face and informed him that there was a great freeway he could go jump off of to go kill himself. And he was like "watch, I'm gonna do it too." And I was like "Good, I don't expect to see you back here tomorrow then." And guess what, that [censored] bag came to work the next day and I was said to him "Hey why aren't you dead?" And he was like "oh, I was just kidding." And I was like, "damnit, I'll shove you off the bridge then!" lol