Hai guys i want a submersive role playing thing bbut not too serious ya kno?

BACKSTORY: anyways my character is a common argonian theif Named Forkmaster with a knack for daggers, knives and, well most of all:......Forks!!!'

yes, he hunts the streets of bruma breaaking into houses looking for forks. once, he found a silver fork that he stole straight from Chorrols countess Arianna Vulga's mouth, stabbed her with it, then continued to stab each and everyone of the guests. even the guards could not contain him so, using his prized fork, he dug his way out of Chorrol, and hid out in Kvatch, where he met his best friend Orkulg gro-Malug an extremely tough orc who helped him with his heists. so after a year or two of lucridous heists stealing forks, and for orkulg, gold. but one day the Daedra attacked the small city for unknown reasons. Unfortuanately the daedra siege engine killed orkulg and in revenge he ventured into the void to Oblivion where he found several Khajiit being enslaved as kitty kats to the supreme Spork Lord. there was an epic battle between them and For nine hours the battle ensued until a khajiit woman broke free from the ropes and had just enough time to deliver the ultimate gift.The golden fork! it was enchanted. anything Forkmaster declared was food would appear in his stomach when he touched it with the fork. so he used in on the supreme Spork Lord and won! he freed the poor khajiit and continued to live on as a hero but his day soon came to an end and h joins a group of his follower forkhunters to find the hidden armada armory. mystic forks stowed in the strange farwaway lands......

READ THESE YOU MUST!!!!!!!!!

RULES:
1.This thread isnt so serious but still take the thing seriously
2. please write OOC: if you must say something.
3.Please dont write 1 liners.
4.to join type in there is no 5.
6. just have fun!
7. don't give you character super godly powers.
8.haven't got any more rules

Using correct grammar, especially in 'official' shtuff, would benefit you greatly.

MY char:Name: Maudus Freton
Nickname: forkmaster. or "forky"
Race: Argonian
Gender: Male
Age: ?
Birthsigns: The Thief

Focus: Stealth and Social
Skills(In Game): Sneak, Acrobatics, Athletics, Marksman, Blade, Security
Skills(NonGame):theivery, longrange attacks of all sort\, assasination
Class: Forkhunter

Class Description:
General Appearance: very dirty and scummy aand spikes on his head unique to argonians
Hair: Spikes/ Spines.
Eyes: Bloodred
Height: 6"0
Build: fair
Skin: Red with hints of green/ orange
Tattoos/Scars: None

Personality: Although feared by many among hius forkhunters he is renown as a hilarious joker with a tendancie to pull pranks. (watch out for the forks on your bed!) he is often hostile towards mages although he has a somewhat knack at alteration.

Weapon(s): Golden fork: instantly makes the enemy appear in his stomach for certain foes.
Skewer of light. banishes evil to the Kazra realm and just impales non-evil creatyres/ humanoids.
a beautiful elvish bow carved from the famed Jirkall tree/
Clothing/Armour: scummy leather torn and dirty, often wet as he swims quite often. but he wears a heavy Orcish plate/greaves when in real battle. (he stole it off the mighty Spork Lord.)
Inventory: forks, forks, and more forks, along with arrows (fork tipped) and his bow

Misc Skills and Traits:
-Forky is a master theif
-forky tends to use mental and physical tricks to defeat people.

Short Bio: hid out in Kvatch, where he met his best friend Orkulg gro-Malug an extremely tough orc who helped him with his heists. so after a year or two of lucridous heists stealing forks, and for orkulg, gold. but one day the Daedra attacked the small city for unknown reasons. Unfortuanately the daedra siege engine killed orkulg and in revenge he ventured into the void to Oblivion where he found several Khajiit being enslaved as kitty kats to the supreme Spork Lord. there was an epic battle between them and For nine hours the battle ensued until a khajiit woman broke free from the ropes and had just enough time to deliver the ultimate gift.The golden fork! it was enchanted. anything Forkmaster declared was food would appear in his stomach when he touched it with the fork. so he used in on the supreme Spork Lord and won!