if you have school/work/wife having baby on release day....w : V - Skyrim

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:40 am

I will prep my wife for my absence that day/week/month and schedule time off of work.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:21 am

I wont fake being sick... But I wont go to University :celebration:

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:09 am

I think I will poison my self so I'm actually sick!

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:09 am

I know I want to skip school that day, but it does look a little suspicious. I will pre-order the game for sure, and play when I come home. Though I'll probably get run over by the school bus at my front door and never get to play it...

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:45 am

If any psycho is reading this, can you please kill my wife before 11.11.11

Not even the least bit funny.

To hell with that harlet! ELDER SCROLLS IS MY WIFE!!

...which may well be the closest you ever come to the real thing!

I will be requesting off work that day if it is released on time. In regards to the wife, I will plan on sending her on a little "vacation" :flamethrower: if you get my meaning, haha, ok, ok, I'll prolly get one of her friends to have her over for that weekend. We have no children so no worries there yet...unless there is an accident.

There's still plenty of time for an accident.

Yes, I'll abandon my lovely wife while she's giving birth (Our baby is due on that exact day, which is weird considering it's more than nine months away) just so I can rush to the store to buy a game, take it home and play it. When she comes home and sees me playing it I'll just cough or something and tell her I didn't want to make the baby ill. She won't mind, it worked when I abandoned our first born on the way to his birthday party so I could buy Fallout New Vegas.

Way to be a great dad... :unsure:

My plans are: buy the game and guide. My wife and children will then recognize me as the nerd of all nerds...

Finally, some honest sensibility! :nerd:

If I have a wife, I'm having six that day.

Screw ~~games~~ my wife.

There, fixed it.

I will prep my wife for my absence that day/week/month and schedule time off of work.

That is probably the best course of action to take, although no amount of prepping will avoid the wife's rolled eyes of disgust at my nerd-fest. We may well have our first by then, which would present a few additional obstacles to overcome, but I am cunning like squirrel... :ninja:

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:39 pm

fake sick?
NO! I will march into my boss's office/principal's office/wife's room/baby's room and declare I plan to spend the next week playing TESV: skyrim, and they will understand and allow me to do so.
at least, that's what I assume will happen.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:56 am

fake sick?
NO! I will march into my boss's office/principal's office/wife's room/baby's room and declare I plan to spend the next week playing TESV: skyrim, and they will understand and allow me to do so.
at least, that's what I assume will happen.

As long as the assumption that the universe revolves around you is true, your theory should hold up just fine...let me know how that turns out!

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:59 pm

Yep, I'm skipping and luckily I'll be 17 by then so I don't have to carry my parents to by a game.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:33 am

fake sick?
NO! I will march into my boss's office/principal's office/wife's room/baby's room and declare I plan to spend the next week playing TESV: skyrim, and they will understand and allow me to do so.
at least, that's what I assume will happen.

You sir, will make a fine Dovahkiin on the 11th. Unless you keep the "at least, that's what I assume will happen." attitude.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:00 am

Oh yes. I will probably have the 11th and 12th off.

The crappy thing about being a shift manager at Arbys, you have to work all the time.
The awesome thing about being a shift manager at MY arbys. My boss is a huge fan of The Elder Scrolls!!

We've already discussed it, and he's cool with it.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:25 am

No, I will quit my job, drop out of school, divorce my wife, and dis-own the baby. Nothing will get in my way.

[censored] that isnt even funny if you are kidding.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:52 pm

No, I will politely inform my teachers that I will not be attending school to further pursue my future career in the video game industry. I will do all work given to me by my teachers before my absence, and I will tell my parents that I will not be attending school several months in advance. I will fully acknowledge my activities during the day, those being playing Skyrim, and will suffer any penalties the school wishes to inflict. I will then be guilt free as I am enveloped into the wonderful world of the Elder Scrolls, and I will encourage my friends who also play to do the same.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:24 pm

It's 99% certain that Skyrim will be released on a work day. I'll likely book it off a couple of weeks in advance.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:45 am

I was going to be "sick", but now I like the accident idea.
Like actually breaking my leg, so even my wife will be sympathetic.
Hmmm.. I have to plan carefully.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:59 pm

Nothing but Elder Scrolls for me that day. haha

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:09 pm

see if there selling mono infected water on EBAY

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:00 pm

wow some people need to lighten the hell up.
LIGHTEN UP!

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:14 pm

Fake? Hell, I'll cut off my own leg

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:57 am

[censored] that isnt even funny if you are kidding.

I happen to find it hilarious (that you would take it seriously).

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:50 pm

I work at a hospital, SO I will send my wife to work in my stead, and when she goes into labor, well she'll be there already...

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:19 am

Play the game with your teachers, boss, wife, and baby.