Daddy has sixy time with mommy

Nine Months pass

Baby born

Scientist daddy does not know baby gender

Baby presses buttons and mutilates face in future

Doctor put flash bang in carriage

Wake up in the future as older baby

Read book that teaches you how to murder people

Break out of crib

Daddy hits baby in face with flash bang

Wake up at 10 years old

Make friends with cake

Robot thinks cake is lie and punishes

No more cake

Get sweet roll from old lady

B!tch want sweet roll

MORTAL KOMBA-

Police guy talk, no listen

Daddy take to basemant

Lady give you paper

Drop it

Murder Prep's pet radroach with shiny gun

Dad friend hit you with flashbang

Wake up at 16 in the middle of a molestation

Beat up B!tch again

Pick psychotic answers

Become vault overseer

Go back to dad and get a A+ flashbang to the face

Wake up with woman

Al-righ-

"Everyone in the vault is mad at you because your dad left the vault"

"Wait, what did i d-"

"Shut up and take this gun!"

"Oka-"

"BUT DON'T KILL ANYONE"

"Buuuuuu-"

"WHY ARE YOU svck A JERK!?"

"..." Walk away

Guy point gun at you and you shoot

B!tch want you to save mommy from roach

"Mom has the strangest habbit of tying herself to a chair"

"That's nice"

Save radroachs from b!tch's mom

for some reason b!tch mad

Sprint out of vault, sneak behind overseer and pickpocket

leave room

secret entrance

Woman says things to you and runs out of vault

Chase and woman is gone.

*The end of act 1*

Walk to the boomtow- Megaton.

Talk to black Walker

"Our town had an atom bomb in the middle of it, So we decided to settle here."

"...Is it disabled or...?"

"...Oh crap, forgot about that...Uhhh. Wana have a go and potentially blow us up?"

"Hell yeah!"

"This is a delicate process, So here, have some drugs!"

Wake up an hour later and head to inn to buy moar drugs

Agent Smith want to talk

He tell you about his explosive package

Help Agent Smith put package on bomb

Talk to hobo with a shotgun

Hobo tell you he knew your daddy

He make fun of overseer

Sleep with woman

Talk to Sarah palin

Sarah Palin tell you about pretty book

Kill her with stolen shotgun

flee town

Wander the waste get mauled by a Green bear

Stop day dreaming and don't walk that path again.

walk around the green bear zone

Go to train

One 28 days later shootout later

Walk

walk

...walk.

One shot a radroach

Walk

Help the space marines fight off a mutant invasion

GIANT MAN WITH FIRE HYDRANT KILLS KENNY

Kenny had a nuke

ONE SHOT GIANT MAN WITH FIRE HYDRANT

Meet Snoop dog

Snoop Dog tell you about thing that does stuff

Go to museum to get the thing

Go on washington monument to make it do stuff

Go back and he tell you where dad is

Go to boat city where dad is

Lady says dad is not here

she helped born you

Lady says cheese

Walk some more

Go to vault

See brain robot

scream

Put on new clothes

Enter the simulation

Demon Child says to kill everyone

Go into back room and throw around a gnome, a tv a bottle and a few random objects

Magic computer appears

"Engage chinese slaughter protocal"

Creepy lady sounds like man and scares

"YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!"

"Why did you install a chinese inva-" "SHUT UP!"

Leave room and meet Liam Neeson

Realize Liam Neeson is dad

Run outside with dad

Dad gets owned by robots

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

"Dad is uncouncious"

..."Alright."

Kill robots and fast travel

Go to water place

"Son, I love you, and i wish you no harm, but i would like you to run in and kill twenty mutants"

",,,I hate you dad."

Monotone "I. Love. You. Son. Lol."

Kill things until they die

See water tank

Make friends with intercom that sounds like dad

Go fix fuse boxes

Fuse box count: 9001

Intercom tells you to fix pipe

Go fix pipe

Imperial officers on helicopter's arrive

Leave pipe

Storm troopers attack you

Kill storm troopers and take armor

"You can't wear this" AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

After healing every broken bone in your body you move on to the water room

AND YOUR DAD AND A CANADIAN IMPERIAL OFFICER OF OFFICERS ENGAGE IN VERBAL AMAZEMENT

"I am evil"

"I dissaprove."

"Push the button"

"I don't wanna."

"I have a gun."

"Let's push that button."

DEATH

Feel sad dad dies

Bring lady from earlier with

Go into tunnels

Fight zombies

Fight Storm troopers

Fight heart attacks...Wat.

"He has heart problems when he gets excited"

"...Isn't he the laborer-" "SHUT UP!"

Give heart attack man life juice

He better now

Heart attack man gets shot in face by enclave lazor

Move on

Go to Space marine fortress

Fabio says you can't go in

Lady bangs on broken intercom

Gandalf let's you pass

Speak to gandalf

Talk to guy who says speak to gandalf

Speak to gandalf again

Speak to guy

Learn how to wear power armor

Don't break bones this time

*THE END OF ACT 2*

Reserved for stuff

And one more reservation for me.

Can't wait to see how it ends. Is there any mushy romance in it?

Funny stuff, I especially like the part about Autumn's conversation with James.

its actually funny but the flash bang memory gaps might be from point lookout, when they carved a chunk of your noggin out, i think some npc references it at some point

One does not simply pass by Gandalf.

Best. Thing. Ever.

This is hilarious.

Elite Taco, you are [censored] brilliant. My hat off to you, good sir.

I like the gun part

Don't forget the end with Autumn.

I have reasonable idea to help wasteland

[censored] you your evil

Kills reasonable man

I like how Autumn is just randomly Canadian.

dude you are the best cant wait for ACT 3

Canadian Imperial officer!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha Storm Troopers, Gandalf... OMG you crack me up! I love it! Where's Act 3?????????????????