Sydney, who helped get the Declaration of Independence looked around after a while of searching and told me: "Quit looking at my ass". I didn't know what to say.

The end of the railway line under the White house (in Broken steel), has a garden gnome taking a photo of two teddy bears that are tied to the rails... odd but amusing. (oops... just noticed Arctic lunar's comment- apologies)...

on Mothership Zeta, i was walking around in 1 of the parts with abominations. i new there was 1 on the other side of the door, then it opened the door as i went into VATS. i practically died laughing because it was pointing at me and it had the most [censored] face in the history of the world.

Just had a funny moment:

In Moriarity's Saloon, Billy Creel enters to take his usual place at the bar and Nova, Gob, and Moriarity himself goes up to the guy and says, "Hi, Billy." in turn.

Billy just looks up each time and says "Hey." like he's a cool actor hanging out with the lesser folks.

I guess his eyepatch was radiating with epicness that time.

I stumbled across a group of raiders making two molerats race against eachother today which was pretty funny.
Hadn't seen that happen in any of my previous playthroughs, and I was sure I'd seen it all. These kind of moments is what keeps me playing. :fallout:

"...There's a tiny matter of a home invasion I'm trying to repell." ~ Desmond.

He's one of my favorite ghoul, apart from Gob.

I loved the Daring Dashwood plays, they were hilarious.

I walked in a building once, and there was a Behemoth in there. It started chasing me until we reached the door, at which point Mothy started banging his head against the door trying to get out. I just stood there like "neh neh" before taking pot-shots at it with a BB gun. well, it amused me... :vaultboy:

lol did the ship actually sink?? lol i might have to try a few fat man shots at it if so.

I think that was a figure of speech. Rivet City can't sink. It already is! Its resting on a shallow bar of land.

But I just had a laugh at Scribe Bigsley. His sarcastic, disgruntled remarks just puts tears in my eyes. Some notable quotes:

"But did anyone ever stop and ask, "Hey, what are we going to DO with all that clean water? Well guess who gets to fill in that tiny litle detail?"

(A scribe screwed up a map)
"Megaton is WEST of here! Oh, silly me, I must've been reading it upside down. Have you ever seen a map before? North...points...UP!!!!"

(A scribe informs him a scientist broke an arm)
"And how is that...my problem?"
"Besides go soak their heads in the basin?"
"Make sure to put a sign on my door that says 'Welcome to the Babysitters of Steel'."

(After asking him why its caled Aqua Pura)
"Um...because it's not irradiated? Really? You couldn't work that one out for yourself?"

Yes that robot in the Jefferson Memorial was fun, he actually killed me this play trough, I had high speech and had already the tools for making a fake version of the declaration, I talked with him one more time and I had the option to ask to kill himself so I tried it and he exploded and killed me as I was pretty wounded.

I like the Barber in Underworld too.... that line he delivers "ghouls don't need a haircut... so f**k it" (or somesuch). Killed me (I was slightly drunk at the time)

Think the guard outside are cooler, Tourist, Me?
Was really surprised then I bought the other ghoul guard from the barkeeper at 9'th circle, and he went over and shot the barkeeper. Two sort in the underworld, the funny ones and the one who dislike you, even the stupid robot is funny.

911 Dispatcher: 911, What is the nature of your emergency?

Man: (Excitedly) the wings on my shoes have shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how... (interrupted)

911 Dispatcher: Could you please repeat that sir?

Man: (Continuing) my banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches... (interrupted)

911 Dispathcer: Alright sir, just remain where you are, I'm sending help.

Man: (continuing) and that's how you get to llama school!

Germantown Police HQ terminal entries xD