» Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:43 pm
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE HEROES OF PROPHECY
Arena: Uriel VII offers Jauffre Talin, The Eternal Champion, a promotion to Grandmaster of The Blades. He declines, however, citing his desire to hang up his sword and retire to his brother's Nibenside Villa. But then on the road to Mir Corrup, a monkey playfully strikes him on the head with a durian. He falls from his horse, and while in the throes of nasty concussion he receives a beatific vision of Talos, crowned with dragons, whom opens his briast to reveal the Chim Adabal-A singing red glory.
This inspires him to take the Emperor up on his offer.
Daggerfall: Hurumbo of Qwentwilli, the Imperial Agent, slips his ego-aggregate in the typhoon of quantum foam surrounding and concealing the waveform of The Warp, opening his consciousness to receive the heavier-than-mind jetsam of Mannimarco's apotheosis.
Still in a haze, he wanders East, into the Jeralls, slowly but surely constructing a new identity.
Morrowind: M'leydijane (her Bretti handle from her old scalliwag days in the North Illiac, in Old-Mama-Y'ku-Parl, she's talked proper Gweyneyssoona), The Nerevarine, came back to Balmora after the Bloodmoon, where bitter tragedy struck. It happened one quiet evening when the Odai was too calm. She had been at he South Wall Club, drinking Matze like it was the eve of Shorsr?kr (as one Nord witness would later testify to Hlaalu Investigators) before mumbling something near-coherent about 'a fetchin' funny-[censored] joke' that she just had to tell Vivec.
Yet wandering out into the night without aid of torch or shined-eyes, and quite inebriated, she naturally lost her way on the path towards the Strider station and blundered into a Blind-alley. There she was set upon by a gaggle of stick-think Sugarteeth grinding their very souls to dust for just a teensy-weenzt, quick-as-The-Dagon Skoom'fix.
Brandishing the Trueflame, but lacking even a stitch of boiled netchileather (having sworn off the need for any sort of hauberk that evening), M'leydijane presented a formidable, yet very vulnerable mark. Flashing her blade like a madman, she hews through the junkies like trollbutter, but never does see that nimble little Khajiit coming in on her six. Then all it takes is a few quick jabs from a jagged piece of chitin, not even a proper knife, mind, to put her down. Yes, where Ur, where Ayem, where even bleedin' Hircine failed, a freaked kitty humming for sugardrakes succeeds with nothing more than a flake of scrib shell.
She was found the neck morning, nvde, slumped up like old guar meat on a rubbish heap.
In Cyrod, they call this "an expedition to Akavir" after rumors the inglorious funeral rites the 'Viri afforded to Uriel V.
Oblivion: Kastav Marodiil, The Champion of Cyrodiil, Divine Crusader, and Sheogorrath, left his mundrial posts behind to pursue a policy of "sustainable madness".