SO you guys are thinking right now "evilweazel, you handsome devil, what is epic sax man?" Well my friends, epic sax man is the coolest of cats. He plays the sax quite a bit and knows how to acquire many women by doing it. Epic sax man's birth was never recorded because all the doctors exploded when he was seen. But you guys are waiting just as much as I am, so here I am, going to show you epic sax man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bVhPEwXfnk&feature=player_embedded#!

That is epic sax man, also known as Proffesor the best, or as I like to call him, the coolest of cats. Now i'm going to tell you why this man belongs in New Vegas.

1. The sax man is the epitome of Las vegas
Look at him go. Look at that fist in the air. Look at that snappy white vest. Look at those dashing red biker gloves. This guy represents vegas in all those ways because vegas is full of snappy dressing people(but only the really cool ones get the gloves!)

2. The sax man could easily survive nukes
You know why that fellow is shaking his hand in the air like that? Everytime he does that, an object in space be it an asteroid, misplaced alien related DLC for a good game, or a spaceship full of libertarians, his fist sends off many shockwaves that deflect the object from the earth. This also works on radiation and heat and all that stuff those nukes make so he would be ok. FUN FACT: the sax man doesn't age so he would be in the Apocolypse as long as he isn't killed by earthly means like Clint Eastwood or Bob Dole.

3. Epic sax man can play the sax
Imagine this, fellow fallout fans. You're walking through the desert with no ammo, 1 HP, and a bunch of powder gangers chasing you. You hear this tune off in the distance, and what happens? Thats right you fine vixens, this epic sax music explodes their heads, and you see epic sax man playing his sax to regenerate your HP all the way and make you proud to be an 'merican.

4. Epic sax man gets many women
Now Epic sax man is the coolest of cats, and needs to spread his genes to other women so the world can fill with the raw power of epic sax man. And what world needs more sax in it than the world f fallout? None at all that's for sure.

This is obviously the best of ideas and should be in the game.

Who want's to bet this will be locked very soon?

And there is already several threads about what you want in New Vegas.

No there isn't.

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1094816-what-do-you-want-in-new-vegas/

Pretty sure this is good enough to have it's own thread.

Pretty sure its gonna get locked.

You bet your ass it is.

Its really really not.

I respectfully disagree.

Yep that's what the "REPORT" button is for.... B)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The mods will lock this thread
Then maybe ban you

^this guy is smart listen to him^

Il be gone eventually

Surprised i lasted this long thought I would of been banned by now this is surprising

everything makes total sense.
he should be in NV

I would be happy to oblige, if you would like.

In the meantime, don't spam. It's annoying. Use the linked thread to discuss things you would like to see in FONV.