An irony I just realized...

Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:43 pm

As Knight-Paladin Gelebor explained just what Auri-El's Bow was, he mentioned it Auri-El's weapon against Lorkhan... who is Shor, who is Shezzar.

So if the Dragonborn really is a Shezzarine... you're essentially wielding the weapon used against the originator of your myth-echo.
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Jack Walker
 
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Post » Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:02 am

The words in which you put forth are written in a manner that a simpleton like myself cannot understand.
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Trish
 
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Post » Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:18 am

Dat's da gun dat killed yo daddy son...

In other words :P
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jess hughes
 
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Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:32 pm

But you're also Dragonborn. So you're actually using the weapon of one of your myth-ancestors which was previously used to slay your other myth-ancestor. Phew. No wonder Pelinal went crazy.
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Post » Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:51 am

You are you who killed your father who is you but you are not your brother am I am we.

Wat.
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Amber Ably
 
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Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:10 pm

Ok, what's a Shezzarine?
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Mimi BC
 
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Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:08 pm

Ok, what's a Shezzarine?
Shezzar= Cyrodiilic Serpent God of Matter, Space, and Mortals (aka, Lorkhan to the elves)

-rine= incarnation of, in either the literal or metaphorical sense of both.
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Post » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:17 am

You are you who killed your father who is you but you are not your brother am I am we.

Wat.

http://humour.200ok.com.au/img/pancake_bunny.jpg

Also what the hell is my brother doing in that list. Sure I'm okay with using the weapon that killed my father, when used by my father while not really killing my father or my father, but my brother is completely innocent in this entire story.
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Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:48 pm

You are your own father, but are not your brother because while you are your own son, it is singular because [brain explosion]

I got a 403 on that one.

http://9gag.com/gag/4018627
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IsAiah AkA figgy
 
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Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:27 pm

You are your own father, but are not your brother because while you are your own son, it is singular because [brain explosion]

I got a 403 on that one.

Are you saying I don't have a brother then? So I am Talos, who is my father, but also my son and I am Shor who is Lorkhan and my father but also my son and I am Akatosh who is also my father and.. Wait, does that mean I gave birth to Alduin? But he isn't my brother? But he can't just be my son because Akatosh is also my father, so he must be my brother. But you just said I don't have a brother because it's all singular. So that means I am Alduin, and I killed myself in order to survive as myself... Awesome :)
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Post » Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:33 am

snip
http://www.moneyand%5Bcensored%5D.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wat.jpg

Talos had two daddies + three daddies. Who are him. But not really.
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Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:06 pm

http://www.moneyand%5Bcensored%5D.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wat.jpg

Talos had two daddies + three daddies. Who are him. But not really.

Your link is being censored...
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Post » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:52 pm

Your link is being censored...
crap

Let me try..http://9gag.com/gag/4018627
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