Throw your mind into the gutter and re-read this. :hubbahubba:

Hahahaha ok you win, but you try rounding up a flock of sheep with dogs ( using vocal and visual cues ) or beating for grouse.
It requires some skills and oblivion lacks a "one man and his dog" skill.



I am getting my ass spanked on this I feel.



:rofl: Yep you guys are making me cringe with embarrassment now, ( no bare ass jokes please ).

i probably be a Bosmer, but a hell of a lot taller.
i usually dont get angry easily.
and i suppose I can be sneaky, but I like REALLY big weapons, axes and hammers(mini guns and fat men if im playing fallout3).
but i am also a fan of light armor, so (if this is possible), i think I would be some Nord barbarian-thief Bosmer hybrid.
Birth sign: Thief
Skills:
Blunt
Block
Armorer
Mercantile
Security
Sneak
Marksman
Race: Nord, Bosmer, or Dunmer.

Argonian - I've always seen argonians as being rather friendly but still capable of getting nasty if they want to.
Breton - Sort of like the "normal" or average human race. They seem to have the widest variety of personalities. Generaly more reserved and closed off to the world. Or maybe just off in their own world like me. My mind is my playground!
Altmer - Arogant, self absorbed, Calculating and scheming. More interested in themselves than others. Not always though. I mostly just labeled my coworker as an altmer for her looks. She's tall and looks VERY elven in the face.
Dunmer - somewhat grim and cold. Maybe a bit like quiet altmer.
Imperial - Talkative. gabbing all the time but not aimlessly, they have a way with words.
Khajiit - Nice enough but it seems like a front. I wouldn't leave them alone in a room with my stuff in it.
Nord - Big and tough and they want everybody to know it! The body-builder type.
Orc - Like Nords but dumber and maybe a bit meaner.
Redguard - Hard for me to say. I never played as them much so I never really got into their head. They were a little ovepowered in morrowind for my taste so i never got into them.
Bosmer - Carefree, hyper, spaztic. Running, jumping, playing, just children trapped in advlt bodies.

(No names! :nono: )

Imperials:
Ti - He looks italian and has a definite way with words.
An - Ti's brother. He's also a good speaker.
Jo - Ti's and An's father. Also look italian and is a good speaker

Bosmer:
Ag - She's talkative but not in the same way. Hyper-active gossip!

Bretons:
Lu - He's like a big hobbit. I sometimes think of bretons as being like the hobbits of Tamriel.
Cr - L's wife. I'm actualy not sure why I named her a breton, she's imperial all the way. Italian looking and very talkative.
Be - Jo's wife and Ti's and An's mother. The nicest person I've ever met. Unnaturaly so.
Ce - She looks EXACTLY like my character Valiri who I play as a breton in TES. She has a similar personality too. I've almost called her Valiri by mistake a few times.
Mj - She's just a very normal person. I don't know how to explain it beyond that.
Ga - He's also a very normal person. Very down-to-earth. A little quiter than most. Kind of like an older version of me. Or am I a younger version of him?

Nords:
He - I may actualy change her to an imperial. She's really tall and tough looking like a nord but she has an italian look to her and I've recently learned that she's an excelent speaker.
Ma - I don't know her very well but she's tall and I guess... sturdy looking.

Altmer:
Ch - Her personality is more like a bosmer I supose but she's much taller. As meantioned she definitely looks elven. In vanilla bosmer women are of average hieght anyway so maybe I'll make her a bosmer.

Undecided:
Ch - He's got a way with words like an imperial but he's eccentric and flamboyant like a breton. Really cool guy.

I feel like I'm missing someone... :unsure2:

Well there it is, whether you wanted it or not!

I'd probably be a smith, most likely Redguard. Whenever i play rpg games i always try to go for the smithing thing (except in this game), it's just always enticed me

Daedric weapons are bound with lesser daedra souls, yah spend a little time in the lore section of the forums and you learn these wierd things.

Daedra are somewhat beastial

And that helps grow corn and herd sheep, how?

Demon corn and sheep? :shrug:

Fair enough.

I imagine every word you say as sounding exactly like your avatar haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9DfnagzonI

"You betta hide yo kidz, You betta hide yo wivez, you betta hide yo husbandz, cuz he's snatchin' yo peeple up!"

Thank you it was interesting to see how others view personality traits with the Oblivion races, and a nice read as well .

I'd probably be a Breton Paladin that helps out the Imperial Legion, the Counts, and other people.
Birth Sign Mage
Main skills
Blade, Block, Restoration, Illusion, Armorer, Heavy Armor, Light Armor
+5 Strength +5 Endurance

I would be an Alchemist.

I worked in electronics in one form or another throughout my career. From high tech defense systems to mainframe computers and eventually PC server based backup systems. I love technology combined with making or fixing things with my hands so Alchemy fits my personality.

I would also likely be an archer. I say that because I was a pretty good shot with a rifle during my Army stint and I believe in the right to defend yourself.

I tend to equate the spell-casting skills with such skills as singing. Some people can and some can't. I'm not tone-deaf but I am no lead singer either. Probably better at background harmony with a limited range. I would be a fair to mediocre spell caster.

Over time with an excessive amount of effort for the return, I have managed to pack on some muscles but I have never been particularly athletic in the aerobic sense. My normal, resting, heart rate is 120 bpm. During those doctors exams on a treadmill it has gone over 210bpm. For most people, that's above the fibrillation speed. I guess I am naturally overclocked. While everyone was dieting I was struggling to put on weight. I would certainly ride a horse for travel.

I would live in Anvil because it reminds me of the golden days of Southern California where I grew up before it was paved over with millions of little cracker boxes called houses. My best friend lived on a real, working farm where there is now nothing but urban sprawl.

I've never been one to pick a fight but I detest bullies and will often risk it all to oppose one. The same would apply to living in Cyrodiil. I would probably respect the space of those who live in the various ruins as long as the respect was mutual.