Wander
Wander
Lag
Wander
Lag
Bandit ahead
Hit button to equip weapon
5 seconds later weapon equips
Press R1 to use weapon
No response
Hit R1 again
Sporadic weapon response
Get ass kicked
Lag
Getting ass kicked more
Frantically Press CIRCLE for Pip-Boy
Pip-Boy appears 5 seconds later
Fumble through menus looking for alternate weapon and stimpaks
Lag
Return to combat
Get ass kicked
Try to run away
Lag
Shot in the back - dead
Laggy death sequence
Long load screen
Loads back to 30 mins ago

REPEAT AND RINSE

Ladies and Gentlemen - if you see this game for ￡5 at the local shop, make sure you get the 360 or PC version.