» Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:34 pm Bob: Jessica, we are live from Wall St, where we are being told that many of the Crysis Elites have suddenly vanished from the XBL community.
Jessica: I have noticed that Noobified is missing from the leaderboards. We thought perhaphs he just lost power and was waiting desperately to power-up his XBox and return to work as soon as the power was restored.
Bob: Yes that is correct, Noobified is gone, but we are told that he is physically well, and his home intact. In the wake of Sandy, a vicious virus has swept across the community rendering profiles corrupted. No one is certain of the cause, but we are anxious to learn more about this recent slew of cyber attacks leaving many elites without their power. Pun intended.
Jessica: Bob you're a real cut-up you know (snickers audibly)
Bob: Goodnight Jess.
