New Years Resolutions : V

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:43 am

1} We will not release Skyrim untill it runs

2} We will not release Skyrim untill it's done

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:42 am

3) We'll release Skyrim in the release date we've already given.

4) [-Auto-censored- Reason: Environmental hazard. Levels of paranoia and stupidity on this world are too high to allow such content].

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:52 pm

5. 1920x1080

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:22 pm

3) We'll release Skyrim in the release date we've already given.

4) If not, there's a huge possibility of something highly explosive destroying our offices.

@Terroristic threat.

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:01 pm

6) give the people best TES ever.

7) no VATS

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:59 pm

@Terroristic threat.

Yup. Someone said an obvious joke like this on twitter and ended up getting their IP logged, arrested, convicted, and sent to prison

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:24 pm

8) We wont add fast travel, rather we will implement a more realistic way to get to far away places (think morrowind)

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:43 am

Yup. Someone said an obvious joke like this on twitter and ended up getting their IP logged, arrested, convicted, and sent to prison

Oh hai fellow cracked reader.

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:48 pm

Yup. Someone said an obvious joke like this on twitter and ended up getting their IP logged, arrested, convicted, and sent to prison

Well, at least here in prison we have free food, bed and internet. And shower raqes aren't so bad once you get used to them... :hubbahubba:

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:27 am

Well, at least here in prison we have free food, bed and internet. And shower raqes aren't so bad once you get used to them... :hubbahubba:

Alright dude =P You got guts.

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:07 pm

Yup. Someone said an obvious joke like this on twitter and ended up getting their IP logged, arrested, convicted, and sent to prison

Got any proof that actually happened? Only way I could see conviction and prison is if the authorities found explosives and bomb making materials in which case it would obviously not have been a joke.

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:58 am

Got any proof that actually happened? Only way I could see conviction and prison is if the authorities found explosives and bomb making materials in which case it would obviously not have been a joke.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/law/2010/nov/22/twitter-joke-trial-paul-chambers-appeal

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:08 pm

We're gonna have chickens!

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:47 pm

5) We will not snub our fanbase by having 360-exclusive DLC....

6) we will make all DLC available either in the GotY or on a physical disc

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:42 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/law/2010/nov/22/twitter-joke-trial-paul-chambers-appeal

It's nice to auto-confirm that I did the right thing excluding myself of anything relating the Real World™ besides my family, friends, work, and sports.

Anyway, post edited, in order to protest for those senseless *legal* actions...

» Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:02 pm

Moderators New Years Resolutions.

1. We will not allow spam threads and will refer questions about Dev's New Year Resolutions to be asked in the "Meet the Devs" thread.
2. We will not allow 10,000 threads about meeting the deadline.
3. We will close spam threads and save us the headache of trying to keep them on some vague topic.