My mother washes the toilet with dettol after someone pukes....

I think it's the same dettol anyway. It's a brown liquid.

"Hi mum, yeah, I was just wondering, I've got this friend who was found unconscious in a fountain...no it's not me..."

Ok, im going out now. Time to hit the streets. If it turns out good this time around too, ill make a post about it, if people care. Funny thing is, my boss where i worked before wanted an e-mail from me describing my nights out on the town. To share with her friends. I dont know why, but oh well. Ill do the same i did last time and see if i can hit the very same fountain. Much love guys :celebration:

I'm on the next flight out to Norway. Let's party. :foodndrink:

You, sir, are amazing. I'm supremely impressed and almost a little jealous. I woke up in a pile of my own vomit once. It was after New Years Party, and I was naked in my friend's bathtub. They decided it was better to strip me naked and put me in the bathtub than leave me anywhere else with clothes on. I'm actually very impressed with myself.

I read you managed to get it clean without the dry cleaners? Good for you.

Oh man, I love this story so much. I work in a suit store, and love to wear suits, so part of me is almost angry at you for almost ruining a good blazer/sport coat/suit jacket/whatever it was exactly, but the other part of me is so impressed by you that I can't be mad.

what an epic fail night. got into 1 bar barwl. police picke dthem up, i didnt do [censored]. . went to some hotel. was ok. then to club. vlub wa fsil. bad club!" im gopigm out tomrowwo , ill rock city much. love u all

At least the police didn't pick you up with them.

Someone's in for one hell of a hangover.

Dude, you're a champ. I wish I could still party this much. I feel so old, even though I shouldn't. I'm 21 years old and my party days are 2 years behind me.

I've never had that problem because if I am going to be getting drunk enough to vomit I leave my finery at home but I'd say baking soda or something like that.

:rofl: You sure about that?!

You can get handwashing kits for clothes in most supermarkets. You could try one of those; it might be easier on the material than just throwing it in the wash.

Actually, never mind, I guess you've already gone out. Where'd you wake up this time?

EDIT: Never mind, just read the rest of the thread!

Yeah made it home allright. Met a girl on the way home. She had no shoes lol.

Anyway, tonight is the night guys. Ill wear:

1x lucky boxers
1x lucky shirt
1x lucky jacket

they all stack too so its +3 to luck stat. I should stack stamina too though since i tend to wake up in odd places :shakehead:



PS: ill also wear pants, but they are just pants...

I'm old now so I don't know any more... is that a good or a bad thing?

You don't know, you might just have to run away from the cops who woke you up when you was in the fountain.

GOLD!



FWIW, only a dry cleaner can help you, and there are some that will do 1-hour service, but they cost more.

A cold wet piece of cloth did the job. Sonow you know. No need for dry cleaner. :whisper:

I seriously doubt that it fully cleaned it. If it did, people would never use dry cleaners .

Anyway, I don't think there's really any further need for this, is there?

Nah, got the drinkers corner so this topic is useless. :bowdown:

Indeed.