Dude, Dagon, Dude! You'll never guess what I did to these mortals! I locked two of 'em in a house freaked the crap out of 'em, and made them fight each other!

Awesome Molag!

But wait it gets better, then invited him to the basemant and I was all like "I am the Lord of Domination!" and told him kidnap one of Boethiah's dudes. So he does and I pen him up and tell this guy to beat him with the rusty mace, and the guy's eventually all like "i pledge allegiance". Then it got pretty boring so i told him to kill this dude of Boethieh's. When he finally killed him I turned the mace into my one, you know that evil looking thing, you should have seen the look on his face!

Dude, you should totally put this on Oblivibook!

Dagon, you are so right! Imma put this on my wall!

Awhile later....

Hey Molag, you see Boethiah's comment? She's pissed! Wait, she says "If you think that's funny wait till you see what I have planned".

What's she gonna do, make someone kill their follower?

Yeah right, what she gonna do then? Make someone kill all her followers?