The True Trinimac Theory

Post » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:51 pm

Now we have an idea on how Trinimac turned into the daedric prince known as Malacath, but what would you think if I told you that was false, just another fabrication? I have a theory that is pretty rock solid and I believe this as truth.

Now we know Trinimac was an Aldmeri hero who tried to stop the exodus of the Chimer, but there is a side of Trinimac that he was afraid to expose. This hero was an avid crossdresser who lived a successful life under the alter ego, Briana Stardiamond. Briana loved all the things an Aldmeri girl would like. She liked pretty dresses, Barbie dolls, and trying on new make-up. The thing about Trinimac, though, he was always careful and it was one of his deepest fears that he would be exposed since he was a katagelophobe. He took several precautions to prevent this secret from escaping his own personal life and being put on youtube and AkaTosh.0, in fact that was the deepest of his deepest fears, right besides MLP and celophane. When ever Trinimac could find peace in this time of war, he would quit being Trinimac and start being Briana Stardiamond. Even though that Trinimac was cautious, Boethia could see through his costume (because Boethia has a bunch of friends who are crossdressers and he's totally cool with that) and the Lord of Plots knew what Trinimac was doing. So, Boethia put on a fake mustache, a sombrero, some lederhosen, and another fake mustache and opened up a make-up shop in the mall, and was expecting this crossdressing hero to stop by and buy some. When Briana stopped by, Boethia offered some special make-up made from the finest flora and fauna and superglue. So Briana bought these special containers of rouge, mascara, eyeshadow, and lip stick. So she tried these on and she felt so pretty. Right then and there, Trinimac received a text message saying that Boethia wanted a duel to the death by Dance Dance Revolution in 20 minutes. So she went to take off her make-up but it would not come off. She scrubbed and she scrubbed and no matter how hard she tried, she just could not remove the make-up. She started to panic and called the store that she bought it from. The store owner (Boethia) told Trinimac to use sulphric acid based mixture with itching powder. In a spot of stress, Trinimac applied this solution and it burned and itched and his beautiful faced turned into something horrible not even Cthulhu could stand. Instead of going to a hospital, Trinimac had to go to the mall and face Boethia, because everyone would think that Trinimac was a coward. So he went and everyone laughed at him for his acid-burned face and he ran off to the bathroom and cried Since that moment, he had a hate for everyone who had ever lived except for kitty cats. And those who followed and worshipped Trinimac also put on permanent make-up and took it off using sulphric acid and itching powder and became orcs because they thought it was edgy.
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