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Gahhjunroieumt. bessie lynn in same outfit. XD

FFS. :yuck:

The scribes annoyed me more. The soldiers merely shot me in the backside and called me Sir Knight as a female Wanderer. The scribes, however....blarg. Always in the way. Always leaving doors wide open. Never having anything to say. Always getting upset when I stole their stuff.

I set the bounties not on the difficulty to kill but on how much they annoyed me. Besides, for six figures per target I don't think it matters.



He gets the big bounty because A: He's de-facto second in command of the joint and B: he tried to get me killed with his fetching things missions. lol



Leader of the Brotherhood on the East Coast. Full name: Oywn Lyons.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Okay.

Completed.
We had a blast in Vault 87.
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I'm filthy rich. I bathe in pre-war money and bottlecaps.

56,000 bottlecaps if you kill...Mr.Burke.
His beckoning sickens me. I can't even drink a bottle of whiskey without him waving at me.
STOP WAVING.

Prefered death: CUT HIS ANNOYING HAND OFF, shove it up his anis and make him swallow the hat he so happily wears. Hide the corpse tied up and hidden badly in Moriority's room. No one likes that Dbag anyways.
An extra 6,000 caps for that.

You're Mission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwFbtifytd0

I would like to take you up on your offer of "no target denied". I want you to kill Alice. Yes, I want you to kill yourself. Upon completion, I will pay you 500k caps. Or, a limited edition giant teddy bear. Your choice.

But the bottlecaps are the metal kind from glass bottles, wouldn't the edges cut you?

Completed:
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Complete:
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Mark: Mayor MacCready

Weapon to be used: Silenced 10mm Pistol

Method: Bullet to the back of the head

Location: Top of the Washington Monument

Reward: 1000 Caps, (and a one way ticket to hell if you ain't got one already)

Thanks: Roach :ninja:

OH MY GOD you're amazing!!! XDD I didn't think you could actually do it XDD <3

Complete.
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That one was fun, the suicide possibilities are endless, but that one fit her personality best.



Sorry, no kids, forum rule:

oh yeah, nuts, forgot about that rule, he just annoys me, well pick anyone you like and an extra 1000 caps for my forgetfulness.

Name: Butch DeLoria
Location: Either Vault 101, or Muddy Rudder Bar in Rivet City
Reason: Ungrateful Bastard, I get him the pair of sunglasses that he was barking for, and he doesn't even acknowledge them.


Main Objective: I want his head. Literally. First I would like you to gouge both his eyes out, then sever his head, and set his body on fire.
Bring me the head.

Optional Objective: I want this done in his bedroom in Vault 101, done infront of no one but his mother. Tie her to a chair, and make her watch.

400 Caps for the head, 600 caps for the manner of death. That makes it 1000 caps upon completion, and here's 1000 now for supplies.

You will receive an extra 1000 if the Optional Objective is completed. That means 3000 in total, if you follow my word to the T.

*leaves sack of caps on the table*

target: bannon
method of death: turn him into a goo pile with the MPLX Novasurge
payment: 2500 caps
reason: hes a pompous ass who rubs me the wrong way and tried to lie to me about the history of rivet city
he also tried to blackmail seagrave, who i like and has useful junk to buy sometimes.

Target: Elder Lyons
Location: Citadel
Method: I want his traitor head shot off his shoulders and put in the courtyard for every member of the BoS to see.
Payment: 10,000 caps upon completion, 7,500 caps for killing him in any other way.
Reason: He is a traitor to America, the Enclave need him out of the way.

Did Alice quit or something? I waiting...

*most annoying employer on Earth*

Busy weekend, won't be free til Tuesday.

Alright I understand. Take your time, no rush.

Dammmmm


I wanted Bittercup killed in a more interesting fashion. Although you can still accomplish it....


Cut off all her limbs, and stick them in a container. Can be a box, the refrigerator, or the tub.


Then take her head, place it on the ground, and lob Nuka-grenades at it til its nothing but burnt goo.


Extra points if you wack her in the head with her own foot first.




Just.....degrade her memory so bad her children's children (not like the crazy wench had any, but you get my meaning) will feel the humiliation of her demise.

Grouse, that worm from Paradise Falls really needs to die.

Decapitate him secretly. Use the Shishkebab to create an eternal flame on his head and put it in full view of the other slavers.
Then quarter him and leave one of his limbs outside Little Lamplight, Big town, Rivet city and Tenpenny tower.

2500 caps for death (101 up front) and 500 caps for each limb.

I'm sure this has been asked more than once (heck, I may have already asked, but I forget), but....

Name: Three Dog

No doubt, I admire the man's dedication to his cause, and such a character is a role model to the people of the Capital Wasteland. Sadly, however, he's also infecting his faithful listeners with nonsense. He has also instilled a lack of hope in these people, which I do not need to tell you is a terrible, terrible thing -- it encourages people to just give up with their lives, allowing them to grow old achieving nothing. I cannot let this happen.

On top of that, Three Dog is a traitor to the United States government and the county itself. It is clear that he does not care for the swift rebirth of a once great nation, and he is indoctrinating this insane belief into the people of the Wasteland.

Reward: Bah! You contract killers have no honour. Is simply knowing you have done your country a service not a big enough reward? I suppose not. Though, I understand a working man expects to be compensated for his efforts.
You will be rewarded with more caps than you could possibly count, so do not worry about the figure.

Being a generous man, I'm willing to offer you a little extra if you can carry out another simple task, as well. Remove the DJ's tongue, and bring it to me so I can personally burn it. You will be rewarded with Enclave technology never seen outside of our orginisation.

Though, please do not tarry. I haven't got the patience for any dilly-dallying -- this a serious matter that must be taken care of immediatly.