ENEMY'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN 2.0!!! I'M BACK!!!

Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:13 am

That's right baby! I'm allowed back!! For those who don't know, I was the greatest Crysis 2 player in the world for xbox 360. Single handidly retired most Ceph members from the game. #1 on kills as well. I was in the nX clan until they asked me to leave as I think they were secretly jelious of my skill. But now, it's time for me to reclaim those leaderboards and start exploiting these fake elites. I have been doing my homework, spying on Fragnation and gathered all my intel together to ensure an easy victory. I cant help but notice that OMEN is back. Hello brother, remember all those beat downs on my behalf. You better hope MP stays down or I will retire you again, EPITOME, or OMEN whatever. So, jump on board people and join the support ENEMY campaign version 2.0. And also returning soon will be ENEMY'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF CRYSIS!!....the festivities are endless, just like my skill. Au revior!


Love,

ENEMY! :)
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Matt Bee
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:24 am

I look forward to meeting you in matchmaking, and teabagging you. Have a good one ;)
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Rhysa Hughes
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:23 am

Well you better start practicing bro. I remember dat ENEMY back in the day. I think you be straight trippin thinking you #1 without practising ......bro!
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Joe Bonney
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:59 am

Hello GOORGAR! you seem to have an obsession with practise. That's a good thing if you plan of facing me anyway. By the way, are you some sort of lizard, reptile creature. Are those gills? Interesting none the less. I kind of like you already!
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Adam Porter
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:19 pm

I got gills bro. Helps wit da breathing when doing those 187's in Crysis MP. Wat da heck is your wonderful world of crysis. I hope it involves practising and improving. Bro!!!
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CxvIII
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:48 pm

Well you better start practicing bro. I remember dat ENEMY back in the day. I think you be straight trippin thinking you #1 without practising ......bro!
Oh man, I'm in tears! LOL
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:35 am

ENEMY's wonderful world of crysis was a thread I set up dedicated to the game and myself. Its had mini games, trivia and prizes. Even the mods hailed me for it and I suspect the 2.0 version will get a sticky. On a side note, if you don't mind GOORGAR...could you please releive some of the tension and click the click button at the bottom of the screen. Much apreciated..have not had one in a while.

Love

ENEMY!
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Rachel Hall
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:31 pm

Alright bro, I clicked dat like button for ya. Now you do me a favour and practice more..........bro!

I send you a private message bro, U add me straight up and we roll together dog!
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Amy Gibson
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:45 am

Well, Its been a pleasure to meet you Mr. Lizard man! I look forward to you continued support of ENEMY- the greatest crysis player of all time.

Love

ENEMY!
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Alister Scott
 
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Post » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:19 am

Well, Its been a pleasure to meet you Mr. Lizard man! I look forward to you continued support of ENEMY- the greatest crysis player of all time.

Love

ENEMY!

Lul. You liked your own post.
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Kieren Thomson
 
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