Are Late Night Tweekers running you down with marathon pro, lightweight pro, and ninja pro mw2 perks equipped? Just do what everybody else does in this game. Jump and shoot like a welfare kid who is so happy that they finally got to buy a game with the government assistance cheque that they can't control there excitement by jumping all gameplay and mashing down triggers.

This jump play is known as the Welfare Kid Syndrome....very popular these days as almost every game has people doing it. I just wish my tax dollars went somewhere else instead of kids tweaking on sugar and salt playing video games til early hours of the morning. Hey Welfare Kids, isn't jumping on the beds and couches at home enough instead of bringing it into games?

The Welfare Kids are big fans of Robin Hood. If you run into a Robin Hood jumping around with the bow, just do what i do. Go to a local government office the next day and report that you have people violating the welfare system. Usually the government official will ask for proof. Bring the xbox down and plug it in and play a MP match. Once they see Robin Hood jumping for joy, the government officials will take immediate action and cut the cheques going to the welfare recipients thus canceling the xbox live accounts due to lack of insufficient funds.

Follow these tips and your MP skills will surely surpass the so called veterans of the Crysis series. My Welfare Kid Syndrome surely applies to the skilled veterans as these 2 groups of individuals play exactly alike. Rejoice together Crysis community.... together we can make a change.

cool story bro.

.......your an idiot

Suppose all Halo players are on welfare too?

wtf are you......sure mate...you need more practice bro!