Best line in game : V

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:50 pm

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:18 pm

Are we supposed to put our favorite line? Or are you just saying this?

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:06 am

"Were you always this ugly?"

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:17 am

Legends don't burn down villages.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:43 pm

hehe lol
my 2nd best line is

NO lolygagging

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:24 am

"I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!"

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:36 am

Legends don't burn down villages.

I'll have to take some time to think, but this one was pretty good.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:46 pm

"I have sworn to carry your burdens!" often make my laugh mad hard.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:22 pm

"Nerevar Guides Me!!"

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:49 pm

"It was fascinating to watch those tentacles grow out of your eyes."-This is probably the funniest.
in General-Politics be damned Alduin has returned(It's one of the Speech options while talking to Ulfric)
and some of Esberns rants are good too.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:31 pm

"That is what you hero types do after all" - Neloth

"I suppose I'll have to pay you. Heroes, they get greedier every century" - Neloth

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:59 am

"That is what you hero types do after all" - Neloth

"I suppose I'll have to pay you. Heroes, they get greedier every century" - Neloth

Almost all that comes out of Neloth's mouth is pure gold.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:31 pm

"Septimus is clever among men, but he is but an idiot child compared to the dullest of the Dwemer."

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:12 am

"I heard that nut Neloth talks to Mudcrabs"!!!"

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:35 am

"He's a sleazy little man, but he sells good stuff."

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:37 am

"Don't scream too loudly, my ears are sensitive." -Neloth

"If I had a sister I'd sell 'er in a second." -Belethor

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:07 pm

Legends don't burn down villages.

I really like that one.

My second favorite is from Paarthurnax:

"Which is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort.?"

That one line is why I could never kill him.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:09 pm

'Oh, of course! Will you also be wanting the bow that shoots rainbows? Or perhaps the quiver that dispenses beer!'

'... now he's dead, and I've got a new loincloth.'

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:53 am

my favorite line is werebears men that are bears seem to make me laugh Mi'aq you to much lol

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:50 am

As said above, anything Neloth says.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:15 am

You: "You're steward is dead"
Neloth: "Oh, well that's annoying"

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:10 pm

"What do you need Handsome!"

Said to my Argonian :bonk:

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:53 pm

"What do you need Handsome!"

Said to my Argonian :bonk:

But Argonian's are rather sixy.

Nah, I'm just kidding. They're ugly.

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:07 pm

Guard to my Khajiit
"Is that fur? Coming out of your ears?"

» Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:51 pm

But Argonian's are rather sixy.

Nah, I'm just kidding. They're ugly.

She was a Nord in Windhelm too...