Jobasha Books and Black Horse Publishing have announced today an upcoming novel inspired by the Elder Scrolls universe. Written by the best selling author Hank-His-Moody (‘Talos Hates Us All’, ‘The Crusty Argonian Tail’), this story will take us once again in the majestic province of Skyrim to witness the fascinating becoming of Tullius Dibellus of Bunkhousen, the illegitimate son of Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm and Haelga Dibella of Riften.

Tullius will have to overcome countless obstacles in his epic journey of spiritual trasnformation and social ascension: from circus clown to con artist, knee plastic surgeon, false dragonborn and unlikely savior, all in the name of revenge by patricide.

Release date: next Second Seed. Order now on Belethors dot com and get exclusive plush guar: http://oi49.tinypic.com/al17k9.jpg

...As in Jobasha's Rare Books from Morrowind...And the Black Horse Courier from Oblivion...

This is going to be a long day.

Lmao I'd love to read a novel like that. With all the juicy boudoir tales

Confirming my philosophy not to believe a damn thing you hear all day long..

This is seriously not funny anymore, and not in a good way.

It's April Fools, believe nothing, give the finger to everything.

I thought you said ginger finger. It made me laugh.

Damn N'Wah!!!!

Looks like somone's watching Californication
I love this name, he could be my hero!

Now if it was something real and serious...

Bethesda announces a TV show for kids about Miraak and the Last dragonborn living with there dad Akatosh.

What about a sitcom where Tullius and Ulfric are roommates?

I'm out of this thread.

Nah, there would be a soap opera We're Ulfric was having an affair with Elsfief, which is the reason why he killed Torgy.

This I would watch.

I could watch this.