Ok, so I married a [censored] guy. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against [censored] people. My cousin has a cousin that ... well, that's another story (and my cousin's cousin, could actually be ME, so I'll leave that for now.)

Anyway, I married Vilkas and he was pretty decent to start with (minus the dirty face), but certainly a good warrior and companion and all. But after I married him and moved him to my first Hearthfire house, he's just gone downhill bigtime. The man walks backwards. He raises his arms up in the air, like he's trying to fly or balance himself. He grins, crosses his eyes and drools from time to time.

I tried taking him through a dungeon to see if getting him out of that house might help him straighten his act up. Unfortunately, he had all the Draugh Deathlords rolling on the ground laughing when he threw up his arms like he was gonna take off flying and then proceeded to walk backwards right out of the crypt.

I'm so ashamed. How am I supposed to take this guy on serious dungeon crawls or spend the rest of my LIFE with him, for that matter???!

Is this a Hearthfire thing, a marriage thing or does Vilkas have issues that require professional help? I got married and started playing Hearthfire at about the same time, so I'm not sure which might be the problem.

And God HELP me, is there a way to divorce this man!!? If I walk up to him one more time and he grins that sick grin and says "Hello Deeeear", I think I'll open a vein! This is VILKAS for Pete's sake! The man spends his whole life FROWNING at everyone - it just ain't natural ...

Any and all comments and/or advice is GREATLY appreciated!