I can't believe I'm doing this!

Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:33 pm

Just for fun I am going to role play a Altmer Thalmor agent in a new game. Oh dear this is going to be hard!

My character was alive since the late second era when he witness the destruction brought by Numidium upon the Summerset Isles and his friends die in Tibers conquests and thus harbors a hatred for him. My character has also developed a sadistic personality ever since he was captured by bandits in his youth and forced by them to torture other prisoners to death before turning on them and doing the same.

My character is going to be a complete ass by being cruel to anyone who is not a "pure bred" Mer and eviscerate any Talos worshipers I come across. I will also kill any human I can without getting a bounty because in the eyes of my character they are inferior beings who are not worthy of life, if I can't I will do whatever means necessary to make their lives miserable.

I am also going to use Northwatch Keep and the Thalmor Embassy as my base. I will not join any sides of the Civil war because my character will enjoy watching humans kill each other. My character will also not eat any food outside of any Thalmor base because filthy humans touched them. I will hire human companions just to watch them get killed by traps and laugh hysterically. Then I will resurrect their corpse to repeat the same process.

I will also play in third person because as an Altmer I have to always admire my own body because I am so much better looking then everyone else.


Does anyone have anything else to suggest that will enhanced the Thalmor experience for me? :violin: :cry:
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Budgie
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:32 pm

You will die.
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Joanne Crump
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:16 pm

Wow, that's quite the challenge, my morality would never allow for that.
Wear the Thalmor Robes or Armor, and use Elven Weaponry.
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Jason King
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:45 am

First task,Kill Heimskrr. I guess he is the first Talos Worshipper you will see? if you go to whiterun first.
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Penny Flame
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:47 am

Damn Thalmor. :)

Good luck with the roleplay.
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Cassie Boyle
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:05 am

you are going to get owned.
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Bethany Watkin
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:30 pm

This should help with your ignorance. http://theskyrimblog.ning.com/group/lore/forum/topics/altmer-part-1-creation-the-aldmer-and-the-old-ways



Read it. You might learn something.
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Miguel
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:14 am

This should help with your ignorance. http://theskyrimblog.ning.com/group/lore/forum/topics/altmer-part-1-creation-the-aldmer-and-the-old-ways



Read it. You might learn something.

I am playing a Thalmor justicar who isn't concerned what those in Alinor are planning. I just do what needs to be done.

Want me to get Valdar after you again? :devil:
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Isaac Saetern
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:04 am

Drink Nord mead.
Collect talos amulets from any NPC with them.
use elven weapons.
Use magic.
Thalmor robes (hooded when in snow or rain) or elven armour.
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Roberto Gaeta
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:24 am

This should help with your ignorance. http://theskyrimblog.ning.com/group/lore/forum/topics/altmer-part-1-creation-the-aldmer-and-the-old-ways



Read it. You might learn something.
Oh snap thanks for that link. *begins reading*
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Elisha KIng
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:11 am

I am playing a Thalmor justicar who isn't concerned what those in Alinor are planning. I just do what needs to be done.

Want me to get Valdar after you again? :devil:


No... keep that bastard away from me!
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Ernesto Salinas
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:28 am

Well - I'd say that isn't what a smart thalmor agent would actually do as it doesn't serve the dominion in any meaningful way - actually rather hurt it.

A true Thalmor agent would cunningly manipulate all parties involved, not run around like a racist psycho-grunt - that's what Stormcloaks are for.

So assuming you want to roleplay the dumb, bonehead kind of Thalmor as you imply, just try to depopulate all of Skyrim. I'd suggets going down the vampire route for better sneak and illusion skills to cast fury in all settlements.
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:14 am

The thing that pisses me off is that, THIS isnt really doable, not the way i wanted ofcause. I love the whole thalmor - Aldmerri dominion havoc and i would love if we could actually join them!
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:17 am

Well - I'd say that isn't what a smart thalmor agent would actually do as it doesn't serve the dominion in any meaningful way - actually rather hurt it.

A true Thalmor agent would cunningly manipulate all parties involved, not run around like a racist psycho-grunt - that's what Stormcloaks are for.

So assuming you want to roleplay the dumb, bonehead kind of Thalmor as you imply, just try to depopulate all of Skyrim. I'd suggets going down the vampire route for better sneak and illusion skills to cast fury in all settlements.

Lets just say my Thalmor Character is a little sadistic :devil:
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Angela Woods
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:49 pm

Hevnoraak you now have educated this newb altmer/bosmer you casued me to turn netural!
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Chenae Butler
 
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Post » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:28 am

DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
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