Patch 1.3 (the fine print) : Crysis

» Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:14 am

Patch 1.3...

Side Effects include..
Low FPS
Stuttering Gameplay
And frequent loss of connection from server

Other Side Effects include..
Rage quitting
Playing BF3
And habitual posting on gamesas forums

If you experience any of these symptoms, or have had a history of issues with Crysis 3, stop playing immediately. If depression occurs or your have unusual changes in behavior or thoughts of suicide please play something else. Rage quitting may be a sign of a unstable personality or could just be a normal reaction to the worlds worst patch.
Remember Patch 1.3 is not for everyone... wait.. no.. I guess it is.

» Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:06 pm

why was this not in the patch notes!

» Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:15 am

Be grateful for what you got.

» Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:21 am

why was this not in the patch notes!

It was... just no one reads the fine print

» Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:07 am

Be grateful for what you got.
LOL WUT????

Post patch perf fps makes my cards seem like 3 overclocked cat turds.......

» Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:42 pm

Be grateful for what you got.
Sure, me going to the restaurant, ordering a ￡40 steak (not exactly cheap) my steak arrives partially rotten, but the waiter tells me be grateful for what you got.
If that steak was for free I would just ignore the rotten part or throw it away no big deal it's free, but I paid for it and I have high expectation of things I pay for.
So yes it's good that Crytek patches things, but it would be even better if they didn't cause new bugs while fixing old ones. Because at some point patches will stop and it won't be good if there more things broken than there were before.