So far, the beginnings to Skyrim's DLCs have been kind of uninspired. So how would you guys start a DLC? I'd personally enjoy a death threat written on the back of an Argonian concubine. Those are my favorite.

Post your ideas here!

I don't care how they start on the scale of Bang vs Whimper, but I just want it to start once we go somewhere and talk to someone. Tired of Cultists and Vampires chasing after me because I don't want to start the DLC just yet and I don't feel like deleting the DLC and redownloading it later on.

This. also thats kinda what i miss about Oblivion, as far as i remember KoTN and shivering isles were never shoved down your throat, you were told they were there and left to it not constantly reminded.