If [Insert Developer Here] Made Skyrim

Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:18 pm

This should be a fun little thread and I think there isn't another one like it.

We are all aware that different game developers have different methods of making their games. This thread is to give humorous examples of what it would be like if another developer made Skyrim. It doesn't have to be a game developer and can be a technology developer. Just don't use companies totally unrelated like Nike or Audi. If someone already used your dev, you can still use it just give a different example. I'll start.

If NaughtyDog made Skyrim it would have super realistic textures and the Dragonborn would make sarcastic comments after every kill.

If Netherrealm made Skyrim every killcam would be replaced by extremely graphic finishers while the Greybeards shout "Fatality!"
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Rach B
 
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:36 am

If Infinity Ward made Skyrim...
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Danny Warner
 
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:21 am

Don't you mean if Rockstar?
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sas
 
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:55 am

if irrational made the game, i would be fighting dragons in diving suits.
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Star Dunkels Macmillan
 
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:36 am

Or ubisoft (far cry 3 and assassins creed are bad @ss)
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:51 pm

If Infinity Ward made Skyrim...
I dont think I could handle every NPC insulting my mom.
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:08 pm

If BioWarEA made Skyrim, you would only have one race, perks trees would be $5 DLC, your character would talk but would never say want you want them too.
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:57 pm

can you imagine the hallways and corridors if this game was made by S-E?
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:41 am

If svcker Punch made Skyrim, our actions would've been actually meaningful. That, and the dragons would've been giving super powers to everyone.


Wait. That would make Ulfric Kessler...
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:05 am

I think the only other developer that has the experise to create a game like skyrim is, as Velar said, rockstar.

A while ago i would have said maybe bioware but alas, thay have been corrupted by the satanic cult known as EA games.
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:55 am

I think the only other developer that has the experise to create a game like skyrim is, as Velar said, rockstar.

A while ago i would have said maybe bioware but alas, thay have been corrupted by the satanic cult known as EA games.
why does EA want us to hate them?
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:59 pm

I think the only other developer that has the experise to create a game like skyrim is, as Velar said, rockstar.

A while ago i would have said maybe bioware but alas, thay have been corrupted by the satanic cult known as EA games.
This isn't about who has the ability to make it. Just a humorous "what-if".
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:44 pm

If Volition made Skyrim, we would beat dragons to death with [censored] bats.
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:52 am

If Lionhead made Skyrim.

Fable... Lol.

(Just to disclaim, Lionhead Studios are a lovely bunch of people).
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:43 am

can you imagine the hallways and corridors if this game was made by S-E?
Square enix back in the day when they were actually talented could have probably made an incredible open world game final fantasy like skyrim if they really wanted to. These days they struggle to make games set in corridors.
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:45 pm

Square enix back in the day when they were actually talented could have peobably made an incredible open world game final fantasy like skyrim if they really wanted to. These days they struggle to make games set in corridors.
i havent followed them for a long time, how is S E?
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:23 am

If iD made Skyrim, it wouldn't be out yet because the engine for it wouldn't be finished.
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:57 pm

Don't think this thread is entirely appropriate, but...

If Blizzard made Skyrim... Skyrim would have triple DRM with monthly subscriptions and pay-to-win (even though it's single-player).
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Post » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:08 pm

why does EA want us to hate them?
Tbh i think EA's ego is so far up there own [censored] they probably think they are the most innovative and exceptional develpers in the video game industry.

Like capcom, there minds have been utterly and totally corrupted by the need to rip off each and every one of us for our moneyz.

Sorry for the little rant lol.
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