Yes, I am focusing on new ones (one spawned via console command, another at a word wall I haven't visited yet.) So if you tell me something along the lines of "respawning dragons don't give souls, dummy" I'm gonna beat you with a http://cdn1a.dazadi.com/images/p200/champion_sports_SB27.jpg.

So, what's the puzzler?
Well, it seemed to have started after I downloaded and installed the Unofficial Skyrim Patch. Internet said that's the cause, so I disable all the USKPs that I have active. Didn't fix the problem. The problem persists even after reloading an earlier autosave!
If it helps, I didn't have Dragonborn OR the Unofficial Dragonborn Patch installed in any of the tests. Only Hearthfire and Dawnguard and their patches. And, as I said before, I didn't have this problem before downloading the USKPs. All the Unofficial patches are, as far as I can tell, the latest version, and yes, I am running the latest version of Skyrim.
Any clue as to what I can do now? Or is that save buggered?