LOL come round my area and call it "spam". This is the streets of East London, Newham to be specific - the borough with the second highest crime rate in London, our language is a mixture of Jamaican and English and has formed a hybrid of the 2.
You're obviously not a very cultured person, and I take it as a personal insult that you call the way we speak "jibber jabber".
Why didn't you just type like this first off? it would have saved much confusion to those, including me, whom are not familiar with your way of speaking?
I'm not dissing your language, just take into account other peoples confusion.