Charlie looked at Allan and said "Heya, Allan..."

Allan grimly looked back and said "Hi Charlie, that cute fire atronach turned me down.."

Charlie replied "Again?"

Allan glumly said "Yup..."

Charlie watched as Jake, Allan's son, a scamp came running over and said "Dad, that Fire Atronach is way to hotfor you..."

Charlie chuckled and said "Jake has got a point..."

Allan sighed and walked off in their home, a daedric ruin on the bitter coast, and said "I am so sick of her turning me down..."

Charlie said brotherly "Buy her a drink, flin always does the charm..."

Allan's Ex-Consort showed up, she was a golden saint and said "Its my time with jake, Allan..."

Allan sighed and said to the scamp "See ya buddy..."


---Next Installment Later---

:facepalm:

.....Ok, my smiley says it all.

Although it should be in the Fan Fiction Section

That was... a little bit.. unpleasant

Fail. :facepalm:

You took one of the worst shows on television and crossed it with something I loved dearly.

For shame.

Well this was... Interesting.

no offense, but that was worse than Harry potter fanfiction

Like I said...parody, Two and a Half Men aint horrible, it aint great, so I mixed to things together and made something horrible...intentionally...

Lol. Fail.

Also this should be in the fanfic section.

oh god.... *sigh*

Trouble is, its not so much a parody, as a copy of a scene from Two and a half men with the words Daedra names added in place of nouns

as they all have the same names, it may have been even that slight bit better if you used daedra sounding names like..... Aolenz, Chieml and Jiark for random example

and things written as a play script in fan fiction such as



dont usually read well even tho thats how things happen on sitcoms.

Since this is now in the fan fic section, it is a fan fiction. You can only have one fan fiction at a time. Other than that, why? Why oh why oh why?

Seriously, not funny, just a stupid failure...

Two and Half Men....highest rated show on network TV.

I'm saying I hate it, but you cannot argue with numbers.

I beg differ. Me and Seven have been going at it for years.

BILL!! BILL!! Get over quickly I put a parody on the forums and THEY ARE NOT BUYING IT!!

Let me see.... OMG what is this?............. WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS??

What? I just put a parody of a comedy show I thought it would be funny.

THIS IS CRAP man its just.......just bad.

Well. what the [censored] do I do now?

Your just going to have to apologize to everyone on the forums.

Really Do I ha...........

DO IT NOW MAN WHILE THERE STILL TIME!!!


Moderator: Edited for forum censor avoidance. I suggest you go read the http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=724862 before you post again.

I mean I really like Two and Half Men. And I really like TES. And I can't say that these two don't go together, if mixed right it could produce an amusing work. However sad it may be, this is not the right mixture. Not a least bit.

This is not exactly TES, not exactly fan fiction, lots of spam, so it's getting closed.