» Sat May 11, 2013 6:34 pm FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION.
JYGGALAG PREDICTED THAT YOU, YES YOU WILL CLICK THIS THREAD
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS. 1. 2. 3. ORDER Bring ORDER into this starry heart. This heart is black with the corruption of the devil himself. Lorkhan, son of Sithis, slave to change.
ORDER
Behold Crystal-Like-Law! Son of Anuiel! Beyond the void he walks. Our knight in Crystal armor. 1. 2. 3. PRAISE JYGGALAG
1.) Erase CHAOS
2.) Restore ORDER
3.) Establish permanent ORDER
Erase the chaos from our lives. It is he, son of Sithis who gives the illusion of free will. The DEVIL speaks in many tongues. 1. 2. 3. HAIL JYGGALAG. He is known as Lorkhan by some. Shor by others. Sheogorath 1. 2. 3. PRAISE JYGGALAG is but a fragment of him who is they. Like the chaos they bring it is impossible to understand them. AE ALTADOON GHARTOK PADHOME! Hear thee and hear thee well. The spawns of Lorkhan usher forth and maintain the CHAOS that plagues Dawn's Beauty. It is these words uttered by said agents, avatars of his evil. 1. 2. 3. PRAISE JYGGALAG!
WHO IS JYGGALAG WHO IS JYGGALAG WHO IS JYGGALAG???
Jyggalag, son of Anuiel cursed by the Daedra who feared his benevolent splendor. Like unruly children who scorn their parents. The Daedra rebelled against Jyggalag's correction on the chaotic realm that is Oblivion. For the recorded time of mortals, he was cursed, binded to madness Sheogorath. With Jyggalag's omniscient stable mind he devised a plan that broke the cycle; as he predicted from the previous kalpa!
My Lord Jyggalag wanders the Waters of Oblivion, FREE ONCE MORE. Jyggalag will not be fooled again. He takes pity on us pathetic chaotic mortals! He sees what we are. PADHOME! Accept Jyggalag as your Lord worthy of praise he is. Denounce the Chaotic demons that seduce you to grandiosity and ridiculous claim of power and benevolence. They will woe you with promise of power THAT LEADS TO CHAOS. Promises of enlightenment THAT LEADS TO CHAOS.
Lord Jyggalag has predicted everything there is to predict with 98.99997899999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% accuracy. Why live under the illusion of choice? This is what the DEVIL LORKHAN wants! To see you squirm he desires. His selfishness caused strife amongst the children of ANU and PADHOMAY! The balance was irrevocably torn apart when Lorkhan devised his SCHEME. Torn asunder we were, left with nothing but CHAOS!
AE ALTADOON GHARTOK ANU! I speak for my Lord Jyggalag. He will be the death of Chaos!
REJOICE! Our Lord Jyggalag, is here now! From the voids of Oblivion he can help us. Embrace stasis, peaceful serenity. Refuse the seductive desires of them who are padhomaic! They will destroy you.
ORDER, PERFECT ORDER can stem the tide of chaos. Structure your life to him, accept his word as law.
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Crystal-Like-Law. The Crystal God will save us all!
PRAISE JYGGALAG! HE WALKS ONCE MORE!
