Terrible wife...

Post » Sun May 26, 2013 8:13 pm

Still better than discovering that you're married to a hagraven. Or is it...?

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Sammie LM
 
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Post » Sun May 26, 2013 12:53 pm

If she is still "unbroken" after your wedding night, you haven't been doing your husbandly duties. People have needs, you know. I think marriage counseling and a good old fashioned "birds and the bees" talk might be indicated here.

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Ashley Campos
 
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Post » Mon May 27, 2013 3:59 am


I dunno... I find Hagravens with brown feathers to be quite attractive. :wub:


I really threw up this time... :sick:

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Emily Rose
 
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Post » Sun May 26, 2013 2:32 pm

I always marry that woman from Shor's Stone. Sylgja, I think.


Unf.

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Alina loves Alexandra
 
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Post » Sun May 26, 2013 1:46 pm

Bob, you better work work work that hairy :sick:

Oh God, I couldn't finish my sentence.
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Karine laverre
 
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Post » Mon May 27, 2013 4:00 am

Yeah, I know, but the other op made it sound like she killed a child. Just clarifying a bit.

Edit: a real child, not just young. Sorry.

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jess hughes
 
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Post » Sun May 26, 2013 2:56 pm

Being the harbringer of the companions I wish I could let her join.

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Chrissie Pillinger
 
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Post » Sun May 26, 2013 9:48 pm

Haha... Fun thread. A bit off-topic here. With a lot of my tank characters i usually get Uthgerd as follower, murder her and take her armor (no head included in the set but i barely use 'em.) If you REALLY hate her, soultrap her and enchant the chestpiece with the gem >:)
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GRAEME
 
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Post » Mon May 27, 2013 3:00 am

Lol meant to be an evil smiley
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Anna Krzyzanowska
 
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Post » Mon May 27, 2013 3:28 am

Have you seen Terminator? We are difinately better off without sentient AI LOL
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Tiffany Holmes
 
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