Still better than discovering that you're married to a hagraven. Or is it...?

If she is still "unbroken" after your wedding night, you haven't been doing your husbandly duties. People have needs, you know. I think marriage counseling and a good old fashioned "birds and the bees" talk might be indicated here.

I dunno... I find Hagravens with brown feathers to be quite attractive.

I really threw up this time...

I always marry that woman from Shor's Stone. Sylgja, I think.


Unf.

Bob, you better work work work that hairy

Oh God, I couldn't finish my sentence.

Yeah, I know, but the other op made it sound like she killed a child. Just clarifying a bit.

Edit: a real child, not just young. Sorry.

Being the harbringer of the companions I wish I could let her join.

Haha... Fun thread. A bit off-topic here. With a lot of my tank characters i usually get Uthgerd as follower, murder her and take her armor (no head included in the set but i barely use 'em.) If you REALLY hate her, soultrap her and enchant the chestpiece with the gem >

Lol meant to be an evil smiley

Have you seen Terminator? We are difinately better off without sentient AI LOL