Hey guys what are your ideas for the worst possible elder scrolls beginnings. These can be as funny or serious as you want. Here's mine-


"By Azura! It's the Grand Champion!' An adoring fan screams, he licks his fat lips and runs his hands down your body. G-Man from Half-Life 2 appears

"Rise and Shine Mr Free....." Sheogorath enters the dream and clocks G-Man in the face.

"Hahaha.....Eat ma cheese! Alone you must eat the throat of the world, and push all the dragons back to Morrowind" Sheogorath cackles

"[censored]" Jiub states as if offended.

Then your character wakes up on a boat in a vault that leads into a cave that leads into an oddly placed imperial sanctum.....Then the cave leads out into lush tropical paradise and snowy mountains....As you grab your rusted iron knife you hear a cacophony of screeching. You look up.....Thousands of them....Cliffracers with an all knew flying animation-Divebombing. After your hundredth death you sneak alongside a hill and find yourself in a town with teabagging characters. xXPhatKeeid666Xx appears and slashes you with his daedric lightsaber. As you die. All you see is xXPhatKeeid666Xx teabagging your remains and typing into the server=Dis guy teh nub dun got nE power armor....lulz Wunt to go and get Dragun Armor. wunt to trad? wunt to trade? 6mil 4 dragun. Wunt 2 trade...Wunt 2 trad...Kk me gunna fight doombringer.



To me this would be the worst Elder Scrolls experience of all time. Note that horrible sentence structure was intentional :wink_smile:

ok....

*sigh*

Close shut the jaws of Oblivion -___- Just thinking about those Oblivion gates makes me kinda depressed xD

Let me see your face...

Close please.

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