We live in the middle of town and we have to drive slowly in the twilight because we have deer like NYC has rats.

I know I've been playing too long when a big shadow from overhead makes me duck and cover.

When you're taking a hike in the woods with your girlfriend and you stop to tell her "Is it wrong that this reminds me of Skyrim?"

And then you go into a whole lecture when she tells you she doesn't know what Skyrim is.

And then you go to her work to take her the Skyrim soundtrack to listen to, because you know she'll be there by herself until 2am.

When you try to fusrodah your boss when he turns around