so far when ive been arrested and rotting in jail i have not seen this as a current dialogue option. if i missed it and it exists i apologize. but i love it when guards tease the dragonborn by asking if someone stole my sweetroll...so maybe if dragonborn gets locked in jail with guards around or with other inmates near for dialogue interactions the inmates can ask what the dragonborn did to get locked up and dragonborn can say "i stole someones sweetroll"

I wish there were skill based dialogue checks in the game that allowed for more RP opportunities, and that Speech had more opportunities to be utilized than it does.

This game needs

"Screw you and your cult, Mercer had it right! [Punch Karliah]"

I wish there was race based dialogue choices. If I make a Khajiit most lines would be of him referring to himself in 3rd person. Or a choice to be an almighty, superior Altmer. Most NPCs lines are directed to a dumb ignorant Nord.

A shameless self quote...

"Not a chance. I'll never get your sword. Get it yourself, ya lazy, sponging flake. And no, I don't want it in my journal as a maybe I'll do it later. Watch me now, not writing it in my journal. Call yourself a Redguard? Pathetic. Grow a spine, man. I've met mudcrabs with more balls than you."

I want this line.

So badly.

Along with this line for another NPC:

"Like all the bloody time! Are you blind!? Do you even see where I'm headed, like RIGHT NOW?

I'm Thane of Whiterun, my housecarl lives in Dragonsreach, I'm the Jarl's favourite Dragon-killer, Farengar is the only court wizard with spells for sale in a 10 mile radius and it's the only place in Whiterun where there's an Alchemy table AND Enchanter.

YES. YES I DO GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN."

It would be great if an option appeared to respond to Solaf in Falkreath. He's the shopkeeper who always says 'steal anything from my store and you'll regret it'. Sure, when dirt poor, wearing rags and only level 2, but when you're wearing double enchanted Dragon Plate armor, carrying invaluable weapons and attire, it's kind of lame.

Now that I think about it, I wish there was a 'Mind your manners!' shout. That's not entirely inconsistent with lore etc. either.