(title by King Wulfarth)

Come hither weary adventurers, and rest, but no for long, as I request that you go out and slaughter parents!!! (basically, orphan kids)

How to orphan a Child

Step 1. Find your target! It can be as simple as going to UESP http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1462569-the-tamrielic-league-of-delinquent-organizing/

And checking the adopt column!

Step 2. Find the parents! It can also be found on the said page ^^^^^

Step 3. Kill the parents! It can be done with a simple bow and arrow, or the intricate plot of luring your target and then stabbing them to death!

Step 4. Find the Child at Honorhall!

Did the target NOT? make it to Honorhall? They probaly STILL have a guardian who took them in! So repeat steps 2-4!

Wow...I...am honored....

Yeah, I can't believe you made a thread for this. That's great.

Don't worry. There will be a lot of orphans coming from Windhelm once the reincarnation of the Snow Prince is done cleansing the city which belongs to his children.

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578991472819372298/B77EAAA8EFE6B97FBBB39FDE680BD1B7C68A9515/

haha, you have a screenshot for everything don't you?

lol, I try.

Of course he does.

Why do we want to orphan children in Skyrim again though? I'm not too keen on the idea.

Because, its fun to commit evil acts againist something or someone, and if Grelod is still alive, make hell for her.

We've got HEVNORAAK here! This is big step for the TLDO!

Someones gotta discipline the little brats. Its either us or the Dark Brotherhood

I think I orphaned enough children in my time doing the underwhelming Civil War. As for Grelod, well, I sent her to the Void a long time ago...

as someone who was a victim of Assault when i was 9, I so want to punch you right now....

Lucky for you then, I represent my Brotherhood as the Listener.

Hey now, we're just talking about a game. No one's actually going to go out and do this, k?

That is normal when having prolonged exposures to me.

Then you're experience could greatly benefit us

This was reported as a spam thread. I'm inclined to agree.