So, I left Riften via the Side Door (the one by the dock like area) and a courier spawns and begins walking towards me, but at the same time a Group of Hired Thugs spawn. I had no weapons or armor atm (I had just stored all of them in Honeyside) because my character was going to go "Undercover" as part of my RP..

So, my only choice at the time was to go Werewolf and worry about the bounty afterwards. once I go werewolf I knock towards one of the Thugs but I hit the Courier and he lands on a nearby building (The Fishery roof).

So, I take care of the thugs but am then hit by an onslaught of guards. I quickly ran out of time in Beast Form (I refuse to eat people to prolong it, goes against my RP), So I have No choice but to dive in the water and swim for the far shore.

But to my surprise, when I turn around, the Courier is following me, but when I try to talk to him I get no Dialogue...

He continued to follow me for about an hour, running off everytime a hostile began attacking, but returning shortly after.

it was bothering me so I fast Traveled and it seems to have fixed it, but the whole event was making me laugh hysterically.

*Nordic Accent*

Its da THALMOR!!! Inga, Dinga, Durgen!

Yarpa, Darpa, Farpin, get the war axes, and remove the shields from our boats!

Was he wearing clothes? It's the naked couriers who stalk you that worry me. Following my female characters around repeating "I've got something for your hands only." It just isn't right.

Racists.... I did laugh though.

It is a Thalmor plot to spy on you. Or worse.... Watch your back side... or if you are a girl... front side. It is Molag Bal in human form.

SKYRIM FOR DA NORDS!!!

Carrier has arrived.

Talos guide you.

*King Wulfarth and Sirrockyqo charge at the courier, but then the courier takes off a mask to reveal an ancient and powerful Thalmor Wizard*

HOLY[censored] RUN RUN RUN

*Gets impaled by a frost spike* IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!!!

wow, I share a funny story and the things turn to Spam in...2 posts...?

Musty be some kind of record...

*A conjured gaint sends me into the atmosphere* WHEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, I didn't mean to derail you're thread.

It would have been creepier if it had been a courier with no clothes on following you...like the one that followed me from Whiterun to Solitude. Even when I fast traveled too. Who knows what those guys are planning to do to you while you're on the road with your back to them.

don't worry, all is forgiven my good man

Cool.

But you would think Bethesda would have gotten rid of the really weird glitches. NOPE!

Ohhhh that is so...suggestible.

Good thing they were patched out

try gettin into a fight with a group of bandits...see if they kill him or not...see if he comes back after that.