Mwahahahaha! I just...

Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:35 pm

I just took my vampire lord character on a little trip to fort dawnguard, killed the dawnguard member Vori, then cast dead thrall on her. My vampire lord character now has a permanent dawnguard zombie thrall! >: D

anyone else have any other examples of mischief or poetic justice to share?

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Campbell
 
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Post » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:05 am

Once, I pickpock a Bandit's sword and drop it on a rock right below the edge of a cliff in the Reach. When the bandit detected me, he ran for his weapon on that rock, jump down and completely miss the rock and fell to his death. It was hysterical! :rofl:

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Conor Byrne
 
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Post » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:06 am

Poetic justice? Oh boy!

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578991472936673540/EA4B7654AB1E552792295FD540F80B0FF4681297/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578991472936650981/57E50FE0776F43C60D49FE13A69C873DA9FBBC4E/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578991472936635725/644F2D456CC83C8CB6F6FD9966FB268868422C29/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578991472936713859/C14A4897360D45AD3481F5FF422407D7CCA497E8/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578991472936754117/7432B20AF9BA4E0336CBD657888C22E82E1A8B01/

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Greg Swan
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:29 pm

the fact that he had that ready is all kinds of lol and win.

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x a million...
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:15 pm

nice one!

on a side note the other inhabitants of skyrim dont seem to appreciate my sense of humor concerning the dawnguard thrall....

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Hearts
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:37 pm

"Please, keep away while you've got that spell on you." That gets so annoying... people need to wake up and recognize the glory of Necromany.

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Olga Xx
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:09 pm

This might be considered cheating(because she's supposed to be Essential), but I got the whole town of Riften to kill Maven Black-Briar and her family by casting a fury spell on them one at a time, then went and did the same to the Thieves Guild, as fricking guild master. Shame the game doesn't let you fudge up the jobs more destroy them from the inside.

Later I thralled Galmar Stone-Fist to kill Ulfric at the end of the Civil War.

Fun times.

That's...that's beautiful...and probably (hopefully) not too far from canon.

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Rude Gurl
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:18 pm

Hey... you never know... http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Falmer:_A_Study

The potential for "canonizing" the civil war through catastrophic means is right there.

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Prue
 
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Post » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:14 am

That's exactly what I was thinking about, along with what happened in the Dawnguard questline.
I mean, terrible things happened to Cyrodiil and Morrowind sometime after their games, a Falmer uprising doesn't seem too unlikely after what we've seen ingame.

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Sherry Speakman
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:51 pm

If it's brought up in the next TES... I have a whole slideshow waiting for the butt-hurts. You can preview it in the screenshot thread. :whistling:

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IsAiah AkA figgy
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:41 pm

Sir, I would just like to let you know that you won. You get all the cookies. :rock:

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Enie van Bied
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:10 pm

Sneaking back into the Thalmor Embassy Mission Impossible style and killing Elenwen, taking her soul, then using dead thrall to keep killing her. Justice! For the Stormcloaks! For Skyrim!

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Becky Cox
 
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Post » Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:19 pm

I dead thrall'ed a couple Vigilants of Stendarr. That's about the most trollolololol I've done with my character.

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Melung Chan
 
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Post » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:30 am

I hit serana with the mace of Molag Bal every time she blocks my path.
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Lily Something
 
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Post » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:56 am

I did to her after she refused to marry me.

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