Crytek, how to fix this game! Im super cereal.

Post » Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:18 am

Ok first thing is first. Get rid of all these useless guns, just keep the scar.
Get rid of attachments and have the scar always equipped with foregrip, muzzle brake, and of course the laser.

Second, disable the right click ability on the mouse. This way everyone is required to hip fire, no advantage for those adsers!

Third thing we need to do, is add a tiny bit of variety to the gun selection. So charge anyone who didnt buy the dlc $5.99 US, plus tax, to unlock the rhino. Then charge a dollar for each individual attachment, $2.99 for the laser. Think of all the monies we can make.

Fourth, we need to buff the rhino so it will almost become a necessity. This will cause players to have to buy it!

Fifth, make AA mandatory. So this module is not allowed to be unequipped, but you will have two module slots to choose between rapid fire, point fire enhance, aim enhance, heavy weapon pro, or weapon pro.

The sixth and final thing, get rid of the maneuverability module and just make this the normal run speed plus no fall damage.

If you dont do these things, this game may live for another year.
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Julie Serebrekoff
 
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Post » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:31 pm

this game may live for another year.

YAY!
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Post » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:59 am

Not sure if serious...

Hip firing snipers at 100m? :D
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Post » Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:29 pm

Not sure if serious...

Hip firing snipers at 100m? :D

you miss understand.
their would be no more snipers.

unless we decide to bring back the tap fire glitch.
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Post » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:13 pm

If you dont do these things, this game may live for another year.

I was facepalming the whole way through until I read that last line.

Unless you mean the game will die after a year if this isn′t done, then I shall go back to facepalm for all eternity.
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Post » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:24 pm

Are you the real super sand warrior?
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Post » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:44 pm

IAM REAL SUPER SAND
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Post » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:10 pm

Not sure if serious...

Hip firing snipers at 100m? :D

you miss understand.
their would be no more snipers.

unless we decide to bring back the tap fire glitch.

Why wouldn't there be snipers? :/

Can't fix dis game
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