share some funny stories

When i was to be married to Lydia I was kidnapped on the day of the wedding by the Dark brotherhood, so at 8AM while Lydia was in Riften getting ready I was slaughtering a Khajiit. I then left the recruitment site then there were enemies somewhere so i had to run quite a distance to fast travel. I got to the temple at about 12:30 i barged in the priest said

"Oh good there he is."

I'm playing as Shellygorath (Sheogoraths unknown daughter that I made up) and I wabbajacked all of whiterun.

Funny glitch that I'm glad never got fixed:

Every now and then when you power attack an enemy on horseback, it will send them flying from a physics screw up. First time I did that, it knocked a bandit off a cliff.

MUST TRY!!!

Whenever I want to do something goofy with my character Knoll, I put him next to his bed and save, then I RP like he's having nightmares or the like.

One "nightmare" he had was when he dreamt he went out into Skyrim naked, armed only with a wooden sword. There were no enchantments, improvements, or poisons, and it was all on master.

Knoll found the marriage travelers and fought the guard from dusk till dawn in an elaborate fight ranging everywhere. When the guard finally dropped down from exhaustion, Knoll somehow drove the wooden sword through a layer of chainmail, clothing, through the man's body, and back through the other side in a finishing move. He then killed the noble and continued on to the horse.

He fought the horse for maybe two days straight -all naked, mind you-. The horse eventually drove Knoll to the point of almost dying. Knoll then acknowledged the horse's superiority and mounted it as his steed. Knoll then rode out to a dragon location, hit the dragon's wings by mistake, and was shot (giant-style, only horizontally) back 300 feet.

Knoll has to cut back on the Eidar cheese before he goes to bed.

My Imperial ran from corner to corner of Skyrim wearing only a pair if short boots, the same skanky grimy loincloth he had on at Helgen (and probably saturated when that executioner was raising that ax to hack through his neck), and his elven battle-axe of devouring. Took him 13.5 in-game hours.

Funny stories? How about the one where Hevnoraak incarnate visited Riverwood and pvssyd with the residence? Such hospitable people they are.

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786459461/BD9370BEF305B8E337EEFBB0BDF615612C4529E8/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786278923/3D77A7D832F3D16562D786DE47E3413BC0996F74/

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786487934/A651BE906385C1287651D92B4420B2E7D46D0069/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786499809/6240D9E54B480F21CDE17ED1B4FE826F6FCB408F/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786477982/6DB5334E9137F5EBA94FD3B0A19F10575A029D95/

What about you stranger? Do you have any good pranks?

...

DO I? *CHIMS*

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786513057/5053441A2E69252EB8B68F5F25B0B0E65D70FB71/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786235452/4BEE3BA9BFBEBEF97E28AA3EAD5E8D8C39337A90/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786516386/600CE282EF666D0C872EAAF73EFD9A62918B9BB8/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786529106/A6C466626D9A6F36C1006C62DF05CBA27398186D/

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786532932/0A6C0DDFF4FEF57C3571610C77637F7206114333/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786562600/E8E4393DDEC0B0A580A883A4E386244FD5580FD9/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786566644/B7BE72968641553D162D7A5FC02A2CEB143A7F36/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786536549/FBBF60334A910F29807C47D28630300AEEA35307/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786573274/C69B5D6A3031300293228353B38FD90FD4F7F1D2/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786576658/C8F843FBA952DC63FE0CBDEA1080A49743EE4E37/

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786542677/4AC5F828BE8026228A1F437B631C0985D059CBD6/

How do you use a wooden sword?

Those are all the stages of my laughter I just went through. I had a funny story, but I need to take a few moments before I type it after seeing that.