» Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:51 am So, I'm in Whiterun, near all of the food vendors. I try picking up an some cheese but I ended up accidentally stealing it. I pay my bounty, completely forgot about it. So, days later, just finished the nightmare quest in Dawnstar. I come outside and see a bunch of thugs waiting for me. I realized they were trying to kill me(obvious, but keep in mind I've had this game for like a week). After I finish caving their heads in, I loot them and see that one of them has a note. I found that Carlotta Valentia(the vendor in Whiterun) was so offended that I accidentally stole some cheese that she tried to have me killed. So I develop the ultimate master plan, break into her house at midnight and murder her(most un-complex plan ever). So, I find her house, pick the lock, and I break in. The first thing I see is that annoying child who seems to like to brag about how she works with her mom a lot. Within seconds she calls for the guards! The plan was failing quickly, I needed to think fast....so....I decide to Leeroy Jenkins this. I run up the stairs as fast as possible and decapitate Carlotta with my giant hammer of awesomeness. Mission complete. The guards confront me, they tell me I have a 1000 gold bounty, luckily for me I had loads of money anyway. So, I have no bounty, and got away with murder, so what did I do next? I took the contract paper that she gave to the thugs, and put it directly on to her vendor stand. A message for the entire Whiterun community that shows never to mess with Orcon, the mighty orc!
All exaggerations aside, little things like this make the game awesome.
