Nastiest Trolls in Skyrim

Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:16 am

Which type of troll do you say is the nastiest type of troll in Skyrim and why?

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120120025836/elderscrolls/images/7/7c/Troll-Skyrim.jpg

http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/images/134507-1321499506.jpg

http://besthomechef.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/someone-stole-your-sweetroll.jpg

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Tom
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:06 am

2 because I dont know.
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Lovingly
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:48 am

Type two, coz they always kick my ass on the way to High Hrothgar! :ohmy:

But we all know that the worst Trolls are the ones that prowl the Forums :verymad: !!

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Emma louise Wendelk
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:01 pm

3 by far, when I see that one it's game over man, game over.

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Matt Gammond
 
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Post » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:20 pm

Type 3 of course. No-one makes fun of http://i2.minus.com/iJNuvmQ0hhQpz.jpg and his sweet rolls. :) FUS-RO-DAH!

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Hilm Music
 
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Post » Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:14 pm

lol Type 3, for sure. I hate how guards in Skyrim can't talk and give Directions like in MW and OB... They just spam silly remarks, like the sweetroll one.

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Gwen
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:08 am

Guards do give directions. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guard_Dialogue Scroll down to 'Provides Locations' Some have directions and mark your map, some just mark your map.
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:42 am

No, what I mean is give directions like in MW and OB... I mean, when you first get in a town and you want to know where are the guild halls, the stores, inns... You could ask them specifically for directions to each of this places, and they would say something like: Oh, the Fighters Guild is near the Southwest gate, by the bridge, just across the Chapel.

You could actually have a conversation and ASK about topics and location in town. It was very useful and I really miss this feature. Now guards just say random stuff, like those directions you posted. Why would I wanna know about that if I never asked where is a cave? You know what I mean?

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TRIsha FEnnesse
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 6:05 am

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Nazeem?
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Sarah Knight
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:58 pm

All Trolls are deadly at lower levels, but Frost Trolls are the worst.
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m Gardner
 
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Post » Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:43 pm

3 because they swarm you just for killing a chicken

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Smokey
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:21 am

Type 3 - the Swee Troll, obviously! :teehee:

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stevie trent
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:52 am

You forgot the worst one off them all Parents/Kids if you are a parent.

Reason been theirs nothing bloody worse then your kid brother or sister coming up an turning the console off an screaming my game my game now mammy said my game now as loud as they bloody can. Or parents coming up turning it off an saying its dinner time now come eat with your family so the neighbours dont think were all animals like you grunting an shouting at all hours of the day.

Off course the ultimate troll is your gf saying shes horny getting you all excited an then when you turn it off to go have some fun she hands you the mop an bucket saying so your too busy to clean but not [censored] me well i just [censored] you now go clean the damn floor.

An i just know that they are girls an women who have done just that.

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James Smart
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:12 am

type 3 (braith) when she says to my character "i'm not affraid of you even if you are my elder" disrespectable brat. :stare:

another type 3 troll is anyone who says "i used to be an adventurer like then i took an arrow to the knee". :swear:

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Post » Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:44 pm

#3 is my favorite troll. Without them, Skyrim would not be Skyrim.

So, them.

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Andy durkan
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:13 am

What about the arrow to the.. never mind.

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Patrick Gordon
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 8:43 am

i think this may qualify as spam...

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Luis Longoria
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:03 am

No you're wrong.

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Penny Courture
 
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Post » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:39 am

http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spam5-e1283949331259.jpg qualifies as Spam not this thread

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