Whiterun Mayhem : V

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:59 pm

So I was playing today, sitting on my couch when my cat decides to jump on my lap. I play on PS3 and what happens? I accidentally hit the R2 trigger and transforms into a vampire lord. The good news is no one saw me do it so there was no bounty. The better news was I decided to take out those annoying Whiterun NPC's that I just love oh so much. Lets see, a few Whiterun guards (obviously), Armen(yes!), and of course everyone's favorite annoying NPC Nazeem (oh yeah). I started to feel a little bad because a few of the market merchants joined the fray, but then I realized that my character is a Deathknight so I got over it real quick.

I went back behind Jorvaskr and reverted back to my human form out of the public view. I then went to Nazeem's body, reanimated him then satisfyingly watched his corpse dissolve into a nice pile of ash.

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:03 am

Poor Nazeem.

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:07 am

Should of killed Olfrid too. I don't know how many times he's mentioned he's the "patron of the great clan Battle Born"

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:01 am

A name I'm sure you know well.

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:59 pm

Well, compared to that I don't feel so bad about my Khajiit's disagreeable habit of sneaking into the Windhelm barracks and taking a drink of Stormcloak blood. Silly Nords, Skyrim is for CATS!!

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:54 am

He was there. I tried. I think he's essential. Maybe because he

Spoiler

gives the special thieves guild quest for Whiterun

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:38 pm

Funny thing is, out of my 5/5 jobs in Whiterun, 3 of them were on him.

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:15 pm

The irony. It can't be thicker.

I need to mod my game and focus the Whiterun jobs on Nazeem and Olfrid.

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:04 am

No! Not Nazeem! Who's going to take the burden of filling the void left in the Jarl's backside??

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:26 pm

First time I played I thought the "Jarl's Backside" was the name of a tavern or something

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:05 am

Nazeem only swore fealty to Balgruuf, not Vignar.

Vignar has a... uh... a beast-issue to deal with.

Eheheheheh

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:08 am

The unrelenting, unsolicited dialogue got really old really fast especially Braith. So indulge yourself. Kill them all!

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:04 pm

Leave Nazeem alone! LEEEEAAVE HIM ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!

*mumble cry mumble*

:bonk: :cryvaultboy: :wallbash: :ahhh: :nope: :cry:

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:53 am

Once I get the dead thrall spell, the entire town of Whiterun that isn't essential will be my slaves.

» Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:01 am

Out of curiosity what is your Deathknight build?