Second, how does it look if possible?
Third, any thoughts on convincing my wife to let me, I mean us, get one?
I've narrowed down our options:
A) Raid the kids' college fund
B ) Sell one of our kids. Kill two birds with one stone! See A above.
C) Get pregnant with a new baby solely for the purpose of selling. Bypassing any emotional attachment we might have.
D) Sell her eggs for science! Ya, science I said!

E) Sell mother-in-law. My personal favorite!

Decisions, decisions. I'm tired thinking about all the options!
