Giants Cows Mammoths Theory

Post » Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:58 pm

Yes, I the great Lord Bhaal, have figured out the connection between cows, giants, and mammoths!

You see, long ago, a Dwemer warlock placed a curse on the giants. Mammoths are polymorphed female giants! Cows are polymorphed giant children! That's why cows and giants sound the same! That's why cows and mammoths are precious to the giants!

I am truly a genius for figuring this out!

Btw, this juniper berry mead is some good stuff! :D
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Kirsty Wood
 
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Post » Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:21 am

Sounds logical and sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOPZG4uM0QY

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Alexxxxxx
 
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Post » Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:21 am

Seems legit.
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Trevor Bostwick
 
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Post » Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:02 pm

Ummm, Okay. :D

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Shirley BEltran
 
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Post » Sun Aug 11, 2013 12:55 pm

You may be on to something. It is kind of like a cross between Ents, Entwives and Deliverance.

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