A night's restful sleep. Get up. Stretch. Have breakfast in my favourite spot in Breezehome (sigh). Down the stairs looking forward to a busy day playing tag with my daughters and schoolin' draugar left and right...

Lydia looks like she is holding hands with my Spouse in that spot between the brazier and the front door!?!

It's like I just walked in on something and the conversation has stopped. Then. When I speak to either my spouse or Lydia, they break it up and both go upstairs together. The F?!? Every...single...morning...of...my...life.

Has any else had similar experiences where characters, objects, landscapes - animate or inanimate converge to create scenarios that just.....just mess with your head?

Not really. Maybe Serana on the alchemy table.

Apparently, you aren't satisfying your spouse.

I'm ashamed to say that this aroused me somewhat...

Lmao. No I've never seen anything like that in my game but that sounds amusing.

I killed 3 vigilants and 1 of them was on top of another. I looted all items then just looked at them and laughed. my character walked away after I said Giggity.

Going to bed in a cell where there was only one bed and had told Lydia to take it easy and relax (Followers Relax mod). She beat me to the bed and jumped in.

Olaf Regnivald-

One semi-funny thing that I saw was in the hold of Riften was a Spider over a deer corpse and when I got near it it repeatedly lifted both front legs at the same time in the 'come at me bro' stance lol. First time I saw one lift both fronts at the same time like that though I have seen it since.

Who's your spouse?

lol at least you're not married to Camila Valerius and Sven keeps creeping her out, even to the point of getting in my house to peep on her T_T