Reporter-"So here we are in Vvardenfel with the one calling himself the Neravarine, and he is on a quest to assault Dagoth Ur" "Pretty sure I played this game in highschool" "So, Neravarine, do you have any backing for this obvious suicidal assault?"
Neravarine-"What do you mean backing?"
Reporter-"Well, shouldn't you get the support of the local fighter's guild in order to improve your chances of success?"
Neravarine-"I'm the Grandmaster of the fighter's guild, so I'm fairly certain I have my own support"
Reporter-"Haha, figures, well surely you should seek support with the Mages guild as well, Trebonius may be crazy, but he would make a powerful ally"
Neravarine-"Yeah....about Trebonius, he is probably 6 feet under by now, I laid him to rest in the Arena in Vivec, I'm the Archmage"
Reporter-"Well surely, you still can't do this on your own, you should probably look to one of the great houses for support"
Neravarine-"Actually, I am the Grandmaster of both the Hlaalu and Telvanni as well"
Reporter-"No, I played this game, you can't be the Master of two great houses, that's impossible"
Neravarine-"Actually, its quite easy, I legitimately became the GM of Hlaalu, and then simply murde....err, removed all of the council members of the Telvanni, and they named me GM as well"
Reporter-"Remind me not to get on your bad side, well, you might wish to gain the support of the Imperial Legion then at least"
Neravarine-"Let me just save you some time, I am the Grand Champion of the Legion, the GM of the Fighters guild, House Hlaalu, and Telvanni, and of the Morag Tong. The Master Thief of the Thieves guild, the Leader of the Imperial Cult and Tribunal Temple, and of the East Empire Company at least here on Vvardenfel, The Slayer of the Uterfect or whatever that thing was called and been named Hortator of all three Great houses, as well as Neravarine by the Ashlanders. I was a Vampire and a Werewolf for a period of time, and also have a 'no side effect' version of Corpus Disease which apparently makes me immortal still. The only thing I haven't done, is become a reporter, and if history serves, killing you should make me one of those as well!"
Reporter-"For the love of the Tribunal, have mercy"
Neravarine-"I actually killed Almelexia and Vivec as well....so there is no Tribunal, now to make a name for myself as the greatest reporter in all the land!"
Anyone else ever have a do everything playthrough that made you kind of feel like some limits should have been in place, still, I love this game!