So I have been playing the solstheim dlc here lately and I did the quest that involves the mines. The quest that deals with Crecious (sp?) and the east empire and the ebony mines.

Well I finished up the quest and I walked by the guys wife who says (roughly):

"I don't know what you did for Crecious in the mines, but it sure left a smile on his face".

I nearly died laughing. It sounds like me and the old fart enjoys each other's company if you catch my drift... I've done the quest before and I never heard that line before so it inspired me start listening for more lines that obviously no one caught that makes things a bit awkward!

Anyone else know of some similar dialogue? I haven't really paid much attention and I'm sure I missed some. And I'm talking about dialogue that probably wasn't meant to be funny or make things awkward with the main character and an old miner...

Havent played in a while so I cannot remeber

I just tried using the Beast Power to fight as a werewolf against a boss. My PC was promptly killed and the boss walked by the body and said something like 'ok, nobody's looking, put some clothes on'.

'My husband is the main source of food on this island.' I think it was the alchemist in Raven Rock who said that.

Me and my friend were playing Skyrim... well he was playing and I was watching (long story, boring ending) and he was traveling with Aela has his follower and one of the guards gave the "I find your wolfish grin... unsettling." and my buddy responded "You'd find what me and the redhead do in Breezehome... unsettling." I snorted Dr. Pepper out of my nose and I always laugh whenever I hear that now.

When a Bandit Leader killed me, then said "Huh, he must have run off" as he stepped over my corpse.

I was killed by the old Orc and as my body lay on the floor he said" And people call me a savage, at least I dont leave my trash lying around"

My character, in a Dawnguard side quest, just fought and killed 10 bandits to free Calder, who was watching while trapped in a cage. After Calder was released from the cage, he stood said next to one of the dead bandits and said "I'm going to find out who did this."
What the??

Oh, another one. This happens a lot.

1. Shoot NPC while in Sneak.

2. Wait a bit until you get hidden again.

3. "It must have been my imagination." That arrow in your face is definitely your imagination. Your dead comrade, who has three arrows in him, is definitely your imagination. Would be even better if you over-enchanted some gear to give infinite Sneak: That dagger repeatedly stabbing me must be my imagination.

I had Belrand as a follower. Usually when I give a follower a weapon to use it is to keep anyway, when I dismiss them I don't bother taking it back. I bought a Skyforge Steel War Axe, sharpened it, said, I need to trade items with you.

"Do I get to keep it? Just kidding."

A Nord handing another Nord an axe, if he gave it back wouldn't that imply he was against me? So I hope he does keep it. I know it's what he always says but just found it funny as I was handing him an axe.