Anyone get this bug, where you're confronted by a static standing bear in the wild? He just hops around and if you kill him you can't loot him.

At first i thought you said "Standing Bear Rug", and i was prepared to see furry pictures of rugs.

Anyway, i think its a slightly common bug; ive had that as well except mine's with some draugr. They don't ragdoll, but they're a kind of crucifix position and moonwalking around. Still in that position after they die.

This non-lootable issue does occur on rare occasions to me too, but it is not limited to bears (and I never seen hopping bears, by the way).

I've seen rabbits hop, but never bears. That would be something that would be hilarious to see though.

That actually be friggin creepy

This could be from the same morphology as "Frozen Pony Stare" SIr.

Where your pony stands immovable, immobile. Eyes wide open and tail out. 'Bee-stinger proud' so to speak.

I have hunted high and low.

There are no magic carrots in Skyrim Sir.

Unequivocally.

Yep, he simply stood there frozen on his back legs (I believe in the crucifix position), and rather than ran towards me he hopped. I tried it again by starting from the previous save and this time he turned and hopped off in the same frozen crucifix pose.